Who is this Dolt person anyway?

 

Ever seen a teenager who’s excited bubbly and seriously grave at the same time ? Doesn’t like to hang out and can spend a whole year in front of the Computer doing exactly nothing and getting bored to the very core but still not accepting that he is after all bored ? Keeps the side doors of the cabinet of his CPU open at all times for no apparent reason? Has a 5.1 Home Theater hooked up to his PC but still watches movies on his PSP?

Ever seen a teenager with an immortal fetish for computers and still not willing to change his 15 inch MITSUBISHI CRT monitor? Becomes a PETA activist (with clothes) whenever sees animals? A teenager who doesn’t understand music? Ever seen a teenager who doesn’t support any sports team? A teenager who knows what POSIX stands for but has no idea about the latest songs by Coldplay? Doesn’t care about the cleanliness of his room but for him defragmentation of the Hard Drive is something of utmost importance?

Suffers from Batteryphobia and wants each and every one of his devices fully charged even if that means refraining from using them in order to save battery? Has a complication known as Technosis? Wants to crack IIT but hates studying? Keeps the bass of the woofer at zero at all times? Dreams of winning TCS IT Wiz 2010 but without actually going on stage? Wants to make name in the Blogosphere but without posting anything?

Hates hypocrites and stereotypes? Doesn’t want the newspaper to finish? Dreams of having a packet of LAYS Magic Masala which never finishes? Wants to fall into a bottomless pit to see what’s at the bottom? Loves to crack PJ’s on which only a few select people laugh, not because it was of a level which other people can’t comprehend but because it was simply not funny enough? Likes to walk on the beaten track but with a new pair of slippers?

Delays work till the very last second and then finally gives up because there’s not enough time? Has his CBSE Board Science MCQ tomorrow but is still pressing Shift key and the first key left to it on the keyboard? Can eat 8 rotis but still not gain weight (eh?) ?

Let me spill the beans . Neither have I, and If you do find a teenager like that, please contact me at Mail@Pulkit.Me, I’d really be grateful. Not because you were able to find him but because you took the pain of telling that to me, stalker. :P

  1. fatasspulkit
    November 6th, 2013 at 13:59 | #1

    Can eat 8 rotis but still not gain weight (eh?) ?

    ROFL. that doesn't happen anymore fat ass.

  2. name
    July 2nd, 2012 at 18:00 | #2

    haan dekha tha ek chamar ko karte hua :))

  3. June 29th, 2012 at 17:12 | #3

    Ahh to be a teenager again, I'd flirt with all the girls that made me nervous and beat up all the bullies, or have a go at least :)

  4. April 30th, 2012 at 13:35 | #4

    brilliant post… and very enjoyable. Thanks for sharing this interesting post.

  5. Londa Adaway
    December 11th, 2011 at 10:07 | #5

    I modeled this plugin off of the google directory or The open directory project and how that works is you make a category and then subcategories and then you put the sites in the subcategories. So on the add site form no categories will show up until you have added subcategories and the you would add a site for what ever subcategory you wanted that site to be in. I have a couple requests for a version that allows you to put the sites straight into the categories and not have subcategories. This would be for a smalled directory that didn’t need subcategories. I have started working on it and that version should be done this weekend! Hope that helps!

  6. The messenger
    February 21st, 2011 at 02:04 | #6

    I LOVE YOUR BLOG! It is way beyond awesome. No, wait………its way beyond LEGENDARY even. So you can just imagine how good a writer you are!!

    How come you have not written anything about HIMYM???? Write about our favourite sitcom please!

  7. December 22nd, 2010 at 21:59 | #7

    Impressive put up bro ! Nice one….

  8. December 10th, 2010 at 22:16 | #8

    @shefali

    What do you think the (eh?) signifies?

  9. shefali
    December 10th, 2010 at 01:00 | #9

    hey! finally read ur blog n blive me i love d above stuff…its nice…..n ya i gt y u said d last part abt still nt gaining weigt,bt i guess sumthings cn nvr b made rigt bt dose very things make u d rigt guy[even if u r fat:P:P:P]

  10. allwyn
    December 6th, 2010 at 04:06 | #10

    well I too have my side CPU door open for no reason and I dont support any teams either! Nice style of writing though.

  11. December 5th, 2010 at 05:43 | #11

    awesome intro!

    http://www.parasdoshi.in

  12. September 23rd, 2010 at 22:27 | #12

    Hi, nice to meet you !

  13. naina kataria
    June 22nd, 2010 at 02:24 | #13

    dats interesting!!

  14. Bannariappan
    June 19th, 2010 at 21:43 | #14

    Oh, by the way, from your post –
    "Hates hypocrites and stereotypes?"

    I lol'd so hard.

  15. Lochy
    June 19th, 2010 at 21:38 | #15

    I'm going to quote some Palahniuk at you.

    "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

    Deflate your head a bit. Labelling yourself a geek/nerd doesn't make you one. In fact, using Apple products directly contradicts your wannabe antics. Reading your description/posts made my soul throw up a bit. :[

  16. Sourabh Biswas
    June 14th, 2010 at 04:42 | #16

    You seem interesting.

  17. vishal
    May 14th, 2010 at 00:21 | #17

    one of ur best posts so far!!..keep it up.

  18. Aseem
    April 3rd, 2010 at 00:59 | #18

    Nice and interesting. Hope you keep writing. You are the best blogger! Seriously…All your posts are really interesting to read.

  19. adithegeek
    March 30th, 2010 at 22:00 | #19

    Yes,i've seen a teenager with the above configs ( =P ).His name is Pulkit Kaushik,aka TheDolt.

    • Bannariappan
      June 19th, 2010 at 21:31 | #20

      OMFG rly? srsly great news maaannnnn!!!

  20. sid
    March 30th, 2010 at 21:48 | #21

    i know a guy who correctly fits in ur whole blog

    his name is

    da 1 nd ONLY in dis beatiful whole world

    PULKIT KAUSHIK

  21. ember
    January 28th, 2010 at 11:03 | #22

    hey that was a pretty thought out blog and i am not writing in because you asked me to.Anyways way to go you geek and keep writing in . It makes me feel that life can be less boring more hopeful.

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