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Happy Diwali! May You Rot In Peace!

Ahhh…It is that time of the year again. The amusingly cold weather, the smell of burnt gunpowder in the air, the heebie-jeebies of your parents transferred to you while lighting that extremely dangerous bomb and ofcourse the sweets. So many goddamn sweets! That, my friends, is Diwali. Wrapped up in 35 words. But there is so much more to [...]

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The Routine of a Lifeless Geek (Even Deepavali Is No Exception)

I need to get a life.. No, seriously. “Today is the day Krishna slays Narakusara, Rama returns to Ayodhya, Mahavira attains moksha, and Airtel makes a killing. Happy Diwali.” I’m not going to tell you like every other dumb “I will save the environment by not bursting 10 big crackers. That will make a lot [...]

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MTNL Sucks!

I just received the monthly bill of my mobile phone or to say correctly, of my connection which unfortunately is Dolphin. Dolphin is under the so very good MAHANAGAR TELEPHONE NIGAM UNLIMITED. Unlimited because whatever it does has no limits. From giving a 599 combo plan subscriber the speed of 4999 combo plan (I’m not [...]

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