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This idea came to me while I was preparing for SST during my 10th Bored exams. What I’ve done is, I have compiled a list of each and every one of my status updates from Facebook at one place. Why I’m doing this? I don’t know.

The question that arises here is how I did it. How do you get all your Facebook status updates in one place? One thing that you can do is go to your Facebook Wall and start clicking “Older Posts”. It’ll take hours  to get to your very first status but you will eventually reach there. Or get an application that clicks “older posts” for you. If you succeed in doing this then you will have to copy paste every status of yours which is nearly  impossible and not even feasible.

The second way is all those “Status history”. “Status Statistics” apps on Facebook. They scan each one of your status and provide you results based on your statuses. But they do not give a list of all your statuses. I tried everything but failed. An application like this was just not there!

But I went on searching. String after strings and what not. Finally I found one. It even gave links to your statuses but alas, it showed only the past 100 or so statuses. It’s name was “Complete Status List“. Then I found My Status history. That did the trick for me. It took some time but gave me  a list of all my statuses. Since this process is a bit new so I thought of naming it. It’s called DOLTING

I’ll be updating this page once a week, so the word count will just rise and rise and rise. Also, this post is way too long so I thought of making a new page for it.

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Pulkit Can see an all-nighter coming up. (Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:46:39 GMT)

Pulkit And my Blog continues to grow. Now attracting more spammers than ever.  (Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:29:01 GMT)

Pulkit Will not get full in maths  (Tue, 26 Oct 2010 16:05:37 GMT)

Pulkit RIP Paul. (Tue, 26 Oct 2010 13:11:22 GMT)

Pulkit Why is Facebook showing a Flag of USA in my Firefox address bar? (It’s not a Favicon) (Mon, 25 Oct 2010 14:55:15 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook adds another nifty security feature. You can type your facebook password in the comments section and it comes up as asterisks. Pretty nifty. (Sat, 23 Oct 2010 17:54:55 GMT)

Pulkit Float like a Butterfly! Sting like a Bee! (Sat, 23 Oct 2010 17:48:54 GMT)

Pulkit Maine bhi chod diya Aditya Xzhibit Kumar  (Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:42:46 GMT)

Pulkit Will fail in the retests as well :/ FML. (Sat, 23 Oct 2010 05:18:20 GMT)

Pulkit Will Intel D102GGC2 support one single stick of DDR2 800? Anyone who can help?

Don’t tell me the limits, I know about them (533 MHZ et al). (Fri, 22 Oct 2010 11:04:31 GMT)

Pulkit Dreamt about Code Wars 2011 today. (Fri, 22 Oct 2010 05:59:28 GMT)

Pulkit Three things are certain:

Death, taxes, and lost data.

Guess which has occurred?

#Windows sucks and WYSIWYG works Aditya Salapaka. Just thought I’d iterate the fact  (Thu, 21 Oct 2010 17:15:38 GMT)

Pulkit is looking for someone with B+ blood group for platelet donation. Anyone know anyone? (Wed, 20 Oct 2010 07:28:56 GMT)

Pulkit Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson) is GAY!. The womanizer is gay! The irony and THE HORROR! (Wed, 20 Oct 2010 07:10:52 GMT)

Pulkit It’s not even 12pm and my Blog has already crossed 1000 Page Views! FTW! (Wed, 20 Oct 2010 04:52:55 GMT)

Pulkit To err is human..To not is Sachin. (Tue, 19 Oct 2010 05:46:44 GMT)

Pulkit Insheeption. (Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:49:23 GMT)

Pulkit The following status shows the limit of moroness (a legit word?). I will like this status. I will make a comment that I like it and will like that comment. (Mon, 18 Oct 2010 11:16:45 GMT)

Pulkit After the successful launch of iFail, the TheDolt inc. presents you another one of their revolutionary products. Come to Pulkit Kaushik’s home today to be a part of the launching party (eh?) of iBeatUp (not worldwide). (Mon, 18 Oct 2010 09:45:43 GMT)

Pulkit Come to school tomorrow to witness the worldwide launch of iFail. (Sun, 17 Oct 2010 15:04:25 GMT)

Pulkit The students of batch SDTW 012E2 must be approaching the speed of light because time in this 2 hour class has definitely slowed down. (Sat, 16 Oct 2010 10:40:31 GMT)

Pulkit Dark Grey != Light Black. (Thu, 14 Oct 2010 17:00:41 GMT)

Pulkit “Next year, KBC’s 5th lifeline will be Google-ji” LOL! (Thu, 14 Oct 2010 13:43:12 GMT)

Pulkit has 745 unread mails…….in short, I’m screwed. (Tue, 12 Oct 2010 06:46:22 GMT)

Pulkit 10/10/10 =42 (in binary). (Sun, 10 Oct 2010 04:58:01 GMT)

Pulkit So here I was on this website trying to submit a comment and besides posing a CAPTCHA it asked me “Please answer this simple math question:

6*9 =            ”

Naturally, I entered 42. (Sun, 10 Oct 2010 04:48:44 GMT)

Pulkit You care about 10:10:10 on 10/10/10 ? I care about Maverick Meerkat.
. (Sun, 10 Oct 2010 04:21:59 GMT)

Pulkit is back home. (Sat, 09 Oct 2010 12:26:02 GMT)

Pulkit So, how was the opening ceremony? Hearing it was kind of legen….wait for it..go away if you are Lactose intolerant…dairy! (Mon, 04 Oct 2010 13:05:10 GMT)

Pulkit WarDriving works. I’m hanging outside the window of my hotel room but who cares, I have finally picked up a Wi-Fi access point! (Mon, 04 Oct 2010 12:53:30 GMT)

Pulkit Found an open Wi-Fi network in Kolkata, finally!!!!! (Mon, 04 Oct 2010 12:44:23 GMT)

Pulkit is going on a vacation to Andaman And Nicobar! http://thedolt.wordpress.com/2010/10/02/going-on-vacation-to-andaman-and-nicobar/ (Sat, 02 Oct 2010 03:50:37 GMT)

Pulkit Can we please stop this Razer L33T giveaway? (Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:43:27 GMT)

Pulkit So there actually were people who paid to get their phones back. Dumb idiots (yes that’s right). Should have flown with the tide. They got their phone back for 1000 bucks while the people who waited got it for an apology letter.

PS: I had two phones, both got confiscated  (Fri, 01 Oct 2010 02:17:30 GMT)

Pulkit Is updating his status from his iPod Rachit  (Thu, 30 Sep 2010 19:37:41 GMT)

Pulkit Hasn’t even started with Chemistry :/ (Wed, 29 Sep 2010 10:22:55 GMT)

Pulkit CWG committee took the word ‘Village’ a bit too seriously. (Mon, 27 Sep 2010 15:08:46 GMT)

Pulkit Anybody who’s not getting the option to chat? You know, go online and offline type? (Mon, 27 Sep 2010 07:55:13 GMT)

Pulkit Stooped my microwave at 12 seconds. You know, just to wish Google  (Mon, 27 Sep 2010 05:09:59 GMT)

Pulkit will deactivate my Twitter account. Don’t want to sound paranoid but I’m pretty sure I was being followed. (via So Much Pun) (Sat, 25 Sep 2010 10:05:45 GMT)

Pulkit Incase you don’t already know, I have given up on Microsucks Windows. I no longer use Windows. Open Source all the way http://thedolt.wordpress.com/2010/09/24/take-it-up-yours-windows-i-am-now-open/ (Sat, 25 Sep 2010 06:45:41 GMT)

Pulkit Every Wednesday I predict the day after will be Thursday. I’m right every week. (Sat, 25 Sep 2010 03:00:14 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook Engineer Explains “Worst Outage in Over Four Years”

http://www.facebook.com/notes/facebook-engineering/more-details-on-todays-outage/431441338919 (Fri, 24 Sep 2010 10:41:09 GMT)

Pulkit Maths main bhi fail hoga! Argh!! (Thu, 23 Sep 2010 13:29:16 GMT)

Pulkit 10 marker in today’s English Half=Yearly: What is sustainable development?

tell the guys at Oxford English Dictionary that the word English has been redefined to mean Geography (Wed, 22 Sep 2010 12:29:09 GMT)

Pulkit Got a Rs 200 discount from Pizza Hut, yet again (3rd time). Will get a Family Size for the prize of a medium! A Rs 501 pizza for Rs 314.. You want to know how, don’t you?  (Tue, 21 Sep 2010 15:34:03 GMT)

Pulkit Will try to pull an all nighter. Also updating to Lucid Lynx, so that will probably help. (Mon, 20 Sep 2010 17:09:50 GMT)

Pulkit Dear SST, I miss you so much. (Sun, 19 Sep 2010 16:37:32 GMT)

Pulkit Mom: “Do it right now! Tomorrow never comes”
Me: I hope you are right. I hope tomorrow never comes.
#Physics exam. (Sun, 19 Sep 2010 13:36:05 GMT)

Pulkit What will we do tonight? Nothing. Just do whatever we get after substracting 1 from 70. (Sat, 18 Sep 2010 15:04:05 GMT)

Pulkit ‘s Blog is open for bloggers wanting to write guest posts. Anyone interested? (Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:03:50 GMT)

Pulkit is more bored than a regular Facebook user. (Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:01:00 GMT)

Pulkit All-it-er-at-ion
all of the above are meaningful words. (Fri, 17 Sep 2010 16:23:31 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook has ONLY 900 employees?! Something is wrong… (Fri, 17 Sep 2010 11:20:03 GMT)

Pulkit Ever seen a racing game which has speed breakers on roads?I wonder why not…. (Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:21:51 GMT)

Pulkit No net. :/
The reason? Didn’t pay the God damn bill. (Fri, 17 Sep 2010 04:35:43 GMT)

Pulkit MARBLE CAKE ALSO THE GAME. (Thu, 16 Sep 2010 13:57:40 GMT)

Pulkit Physics, oh dear Physics, please fuck off Physics. Please. And take Chemistry with you if possible. (Thu, 16 Sep 2010 11:56:41 GMT)

Pulkit iStudy!=iFail
iNotstudy=iFail

Therefore
iStudy. (Thu, 16 Sep 2010 11:47:24 GMT)

Pulkit IE9 is IE6, upside down. (Wed, 15 Sep 2010 18:15:07 GMT)

Pulkit “Download Internet Explorer 9 Now!”

Thanks but no thanks. I’ll pass. (Wed, 15 Sep 2010 18:03:08 GMT)

Pulkit Nephom (eye drops for conjuctivitus) is so common nowadays, even photocopy wala’s keep them. You know, just in case a customer wants to buy one. (Wed, 15 Sep 2010 09:50:09 GMT)

Pulkit Legend…wait for it….dairy! (Tue, 14 Sep 2010 11:51:21 GMT)

Pulkit According to the doctors at school, I have Eye Flu (conjunctivitis). My eyes are not red and there is no inflammation, do I have it? (Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:07:06 GMT)

Pulkit Bureaucracy (the game) is fun! ROFLCOPTER! soi soi soi soi! (Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:43:14 GMT)

Pulkit Today is Programmers day (via Ankur) and I was supposed to Code all day. I have my Computer Practical tomorrow, you see. (Mon, 13 Sep 2010 12:41:43 GMT)

Pulkit Feels like Plagiarizing stuff. Just for the sake of a break you know. (Mon, 13 Sep 2010 10:07:46 GMT)

Pulkit Not much pickup in the First gear but really surprises you in the second one. Can’t wait to get in the Fifth Gear! #New WagonR (Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:40:51 GMT)

Pulkit Dad bought a new WagonR Lxi (CNG model)! It’s awesome! I haven’t driven it yet but the steering is real good and A/C just rocks! (Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:04:51 GMT)

Pulkit INTERNET_TIME
Airtel Free GPRS using Super IP-
. com/power/m/http/ NOTE use mO setting

and Try in deafult browser (Sun, 12 Sep 2010 12:46:40 GMT)

Pulkit Met a guy named Feetji Bansal. Almost unsurprisingly he is from Manipal. Now beat this, he is an IITian!
And also, needless to say, I am lying, tubelight. (Sun, 12 Sep 2010 10:55:40 GMT)

Pulkit Halwa and Vanilla Ice-Cream. The best combination ever. (Sat, 11 Sep 2010 06:49:33 GMT)

Pulkit With Google’s instant search out, Google AdWords will suffer a lot. By a lot, I mean a lot. (Fri, 10 Sep 2010 07:57:19 GMT)

Pulkit Tomorrow’s not Eid= Tomorrow’s not a holiday http://thedolt.wordpress.com/2010/09/09/dpsvasantkunj-com-is-fail/ (Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:58:38 GMT)

Pulkit Dekho chaand aya? Chaand nazar aya!!! Aya aya aya! OOOhh Aya nazar aya!! Ab to aja!!!! (Thu, 09 Sep 2010 14:10:45 GMT)

Pulkit Slipped my mind completely. My Blog has crossed 1000 comments  (Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:36:31 GMT)

Pulkit Back online! Phew! Screw you MTNL! (Tue, 07 Sep 2010 09:44:08 GMT)

Pulkit For the past 2 days I have been sending SMS’s to people hoping to get one back. Unfortunately, i have got none. Perhaps its me, perhaps its MTNL-DOLPHIN (Sun, 05 Sep 2010 09:01:55 GMT)

Pulkit Mr.Lonely . (Sun, 05 Sep 2010 05:14:41 GMT)

Pulkit Yes, I did see THE 10 STUPID MISTAKES ON INCEPTION. Please stop it. Also, it should be IN INCEPTION. (Sat, 04 Sep 2010 15:45:11 GMT)

Pulkit Good Evening. This is Pakistan Radio sports news. First, we will start with result of tomorrow’s matches. (Sat, 04 Sep 2010 12:40:33 GMT)

Pulkit is bored. The reason is quite apparent, I’m studying (or atleast pretending to). (Sat, 04 Sep 2010 10:34:58 GMT)

Pulkit I have this 2 litre bottle of Pepsi in front of me. Let’s see how many episodes of How I Met Your Mother can it last through. (Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:28:10 GMT)

Pulkit Our school has an Xbox 360..Bet you didn’t know about it! http://thedolt.wordpress.com/2010/09/03/code-warriors-xbox-360/ (Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:16:27 GMT)

Pulkit RT @culdivsac Why this brouhaha over match fixing? No one objected when Shoaib Malik got *his* match fixed. With Sania. *runs* (Thu, 02 Sep 2010 17:21:39 GMT)

Pulkit You are alone at the peak of a pyramid. (Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:14:23 GMT)

Pulkit “If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.”

Tell me all DPS VK students, where did you see this quote last? (Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:43:37 GMT)

Pulkit Yashaswani Singh Sehrawat Photos dal de!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:01:53 GMT)

Pulkit “Do you know this user personally? To prevent misuse of Facebook, this request can’t be sent. To learn more, please visit the Help Center.”

:/ (Wed, 01 Sep 2010 09:34:03 GMT)

Pulkit Suffers from Technosis. :/ I hate it. :/ constant mail checking, obsessed with WordPress stats page and last but not the least, Facebook and it’s notifications. :/ all these have ruined my life. (Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:01:48 GMT)

Pulkit Hates the new notifications system. It’s just too…*thinking of suitable word*…hateful! (Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:24:10 GMT)

Pulkit The ceremony was boring. Once it got over, it was a riot! Awesome! (Tue, 31 Aug 2010 09:39:25 GMT)

Pulkit BTW, today is Michael Jacksons birthday (Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:00:18 GMT)

Pulkit Thank you “Avast! Free antivirus” for deleting every freaking file of every freaking software. My computer is now useless but ofcourse without viruses. I didn’t need to format but it’s fine, I’ll do it now. (Sun, 29 Aug 2010 14:38:08 GMT)

Pulkit Have you ever updated your facebook status from a XBOX? (Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:36:52 GMT)

Pulkit This status is being updated from the Code Warriors’s XBOX 360 (Sat, 28 Aug 2010 11:23:50 GMT)

Pulkit Playing NFS Shift on Code Warriors’s XBOX  (Fri, 27 Aug 2010 15:22:46 GMT)

Pulkit Red Bull doesn’t work on me. Drank it for the first time today. Nothing happened. (Fri, 27 Aug 2010 12:01:15 GMT)

Pulkit Er..What happened to the Phase Test results?  (Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:44:06 GMT)

Pulkit This might just be one of the best days of my life. First Code Wars and today my blog got 600+ views! (Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:05:06 GMT)

Pulkit Day 1 results of Code Wars 2010 are out!

See here! http://code-warriors.org/node/55 (Thu, 26 Aug 2010 14:15:45 GMT)

Pulkit Fire up the queries, I’m online. (Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:49:47 GMT)

Pulkit Understatement
is the only word that I can think of right now. I’m tired would be an
understatement. The video editing went smooth would be an understatement
(*sarcasm*). I love Code Wars is also an understatement. (Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:13:42 GMT)

Pulkit tired…… (Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:54:40 GMT)

Pulkit Did I mention that today is Code Wars? (Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:53:12 GMT)

Pulkit Just came back after spending a long day at Mama’s and dadi’s. Checked his mail and apparently isn’t very pleased after seeing some stuff. But then I couldn’t care less becuase I don’t give a damn. That’s how I am (it rhymes, doesn’t it?) (Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:37:23 GMT)

Pulkit @All Boys: A tip to all guys, don’t come online today. It’s Rakhi  (Tue, 24 Aug 2010 06:44:11 GMT)

Pulkit The newspaper seems more interesting when it’s across the table and someone else is reading it. (Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:34:35 GMT)

Pulkit New Blog Post : Matrix Ecomm 2010 http://thedolt.wordpress.com/2010/08/21/matrix-ecomm-2010/ (Sat, 21 Aug 2010 13:39:52 GMT)

Pulkit A treasure hunt with no treasure involved. This is what MSM’s Matrix Mind Field was. (Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:16:05 GMT)

Pulkit Bad weather leads to more Wikipedia updates. That’s why the Dutch Wikipedia has more updates than Spain’s Wikipedia. (Fri, 20 Aug 2010 11:46:43 GMT)

Pulkit Tomorrow I will PHAIL in Chemistry. There is no hope (unless Godzilla comes back to life and eats the damn question papers or farts). (Thu, 19 Aug 2010 11:35:52 GMT)

Pulkit I
now understand why no one managed to spoil Inception for me. How_
would_anyone spoil that? It’s not exactly “SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!” (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 13:00:03 GMT)

Pulkit Seen Inception? You have to see this! http://funmeme.com/?tag=/Inception+Movie+Humor (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:50:34 GMT)

Pulkit Here I spent 2 hrs watching Inception and another hour reading guides to know whether I    didn’t understand a part of the movie.. (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:14:00 GMT)

Pulkit Inception is troubling me. Is any sort of guide available? or a walkthrough perhaps? (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:07:49 GMT)

Pulkit Question concerning Inception… Didn’t Dom’s and Mal’s children (Phillipa etc..) grew? I mean the parents became old, the parents knew about this whole fake world thing subconsciously. Didn’t they tell their children about it? (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:05:48 GMT)

Pulkit Just watched Inception. Wow! But I don’t think I actually understood it… (Tue, 17 Aug 2010 12:03:27 GMT)

Pulkit Downloading Inception at 200kbps FTW! (Mon, 16 Aug 2010 12:08:00 GMT)

Pulkit Who’s the best SMS sender of them all? Guess..Guess! It is Parthiv Ghosh (Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:53:25 GMT)

Pulkit 99th Post on my Blog : Is Epic-The Browser Really Epic? [Review] http://wp.me/pGVAR-sO (Mon, 16 Aug 2010 08:52:13 GMT)

Pulkit Happy Independence day to all my Pakistani brothers! (Sat, 14 Aug 2010 06:00:55 GMT)

Pulkit Don’t
waste time! get a Premium Account on RapidShare for free!! http://wp.me/pGVAR-yO (Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:31:43 GMT)

Pulkit Done with the Vice President, Code Warriors Blog post. It is 1760 words. Want to read it? (Fri, 13 Aug 2010 10:35:50 GMT)

Pulkit @savya mittal Happy Birthday!!! Hope you had fun!!! SNIGDHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:35:49 GMT)

Pulkit Say hi to the new Vice-President, Code Wars!  (Wed, 11 Aug 2010 09:02:12 GMT)

Pulkit My DTH TV provider is more accurate than MET in
predicting rains. Channels start flickering just before rains start &
signal
… (Tue, 10 Aug 2010 05:53:02 GMT)

Pulkit Blog Stats
Total views: 14,999. FTW! (Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:54:23 GMT)

Pulkit Is finally getting the hang of serious HTML! (Sat, 07 Aug 2010 07:00:26 GMT)

Pulkit G@teway 2010′s C++ Programming and Debugging are also up. Download from here http://thedolt.wordpress.com/2010/07/30/gteway-2010-archives-pics-and-videos/ (Thu, 05 Aug 2010 16:12:45 GMT)

Pulkit FIITJEE ke student ko zinda dafnaya Gaya, FIITJEE ke student ko zinda dafnaya Gaya; jab bahar nikala to CPP karta paya gaya! (Thu, 05 Aug 2010 14:53:03 GMT)

Pulkit Peeloon…hai peene ka mausam…;) (Wed, 04 Aug 2010 14:30:46 GMT)

Pulkit Relived a lifetime. All nostalgic and stuff. Thanks to Mrinal Kaushik.  (Wed, 04 Aug 2010 11:09:29 GMT)

Pulkit Ques que sup? (Tue, 03 Aug 2010 17:47:01 GMT)

Pulkit CW Intra Round 2 on Thursday, Homeroom, 8:00 AM
onwards, in the A-Block lounge. Those who’ve qualified have already been
notified by e-mail. (Tue, 03 Aug 2010 13:37:28 GMT)

Pulkit Rajnikanth’s
punch dialogue in the upcoming 120 crore film Endhiran.. “Buddy… if I beat you, even Google won’t be able to find you” (Mon, 02 Aug 2010 17:11:58 GMT)

Pulkit an 8 hour long powercut :/ (Mon, 02 Aug 2010 15:19:17 GMT)

Pulkit The last team I expected to emerge as the winner of TCS IT Wiz 2010- Hyderabad was FIITJEE. Guess who won. (Sun, 01 Aug 2010 15:02:43 GMT)

Pulkit Is WordPress.com down? (Sun, 01 Aug 2010 12:45:53 GMT)

Pulkit “Attempting to play Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol that automatically loads the next round into the chamber” haha! Darwin Awards rock! (Sun, 01 Aug 2010 11:53:37 GMT)

Pulkit Did I mention that Aditya Xzhibit Kumar rocks? (Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:05:37 GMT)

Pulkit “When you beat apple, you dominate, it’s the new definition” — Sir Howard Stringer, Sony CEO. (Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:44:54 GMT)

Pulkit G@TEWAY, here we (CW) come. Just make sure the overall trophy is good looking because we will not settle for anything less than perfect.
And yes, for the surprise event-I am expecting the unexpected to happen expectedly. (Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:58:53 GMT)

Pulkit It’s raining men! (Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:34:39 GMT)

Pulkit Aditya Salapaka 300 Friends!  (Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:19:16 GMT)

Pulkit Vs Karthick is on Facebook! :O :O (Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:33:20 GMT)

Pulkit New
Page on Blog: Be My Guest: Write A Guest Post http://thedolt.wordpress.com/be-my-guest-write-a-guest-post/ (Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:30:21 GMT)

Pulkit wiishes Savya Mittal best of luck!!!! Bhai, you will be missed! BYE! (Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:00:24 GMT)

Pulkit Monitor!!!! FTW! (Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:01:10 GMT)

Pulkit Pay with a tweet? Sweet idea! (Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:45:29 GMT)

Pulkit “FCC decided that a internet data
connection with at least 4mbps downstream and 1mbps upstream will be eligible to be called broadband.” FTW! But now we will no longer have broadband  (Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:04:35 GMT)

Pulkit BlackBerry PIN 63634266 (Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:21:46 GMT)

Pulkit Homework kiya? Nokia. (Sun, 25 Jul 2010 17:30:01 GMT)

Pulkit Hostgator gives $100 Adword credit for free (after buying hosting) and also has a 45 day money back scheme. What if I buy hosting, use the AdWord coupon and then ask for a refund? (Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:58:41 GMT)

Pulkit WordPress to drop MySQL and PHP 4 support. (Sun, 25 Jul 2010 15:29:35 GMT)

Pulkit “The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language.” —Ron Sercely. (Sun, 25 Jul 2010 08:55:05 GMT)

Pulkit Sunday…what a feel. Last time I felt this, it was 9th May 2010. (didn’t go to FIITJEE today!) (Sun, 25 Jul 2010 06:33:14 GMT)

Pulkit Yaar channel walo ke paas Welcome and Sandwich ke alava koi aur movie nahin hai Kya? (Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:10:00 GMT)

Pulkit Maa kehti hai koi shubh kaam karne se pehle meetha khana chaiye. Kaam shubh ho jata hai  (Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:19:21 GMT)

Pulkit Laptop with touchscreen in Rs 1500? :O (Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:45:09 GMT)

Pulkit Bored (read ignoring FIITJEE and school work) to the very core.. (Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:31:27 GMT)

Pulkit Who applied for President, Code Wars? (Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:10:20 GMT)

Pulkit 500 million users according to Facebook. Actually it’s not more than 300 million, thanks to fake accounts. And if we consider accounts that are being used regularly the number will fall down to 200 million. (Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:56:24 GMT)

Pulkit “The Government has released the roadmap for
Internet Protocol Version 6 (IPv6) deployment in
the country in a time bound manner” (Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:32:35 GMT)

Pulkit 154 Kmph it is. My record. Thanks to Uncles to Scorpio. (Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:08:45 GMT)

Pulkit Dad got off from the car at Vasant Kunj for some reason. Now its me, the car and Nelson Mandela road. FTW! (Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:56:33 GMT)

Pulkit Someone came to my blog after he/she searched “Crack IIT without studying”. A depressed soul I must say. (Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:31:31 GMT)

Pulkit Dekho barish ho rahi hai! It’s raining, it’s raining, it’s raining!!!!

School main tum pak rahe ho aur main barish main Naha raha Hun!! Muuahahha! (Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:02:48 GMT)

Pulkit Derek Brown:Trick or treat. (Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:05:01 GMT)

Pulkit The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. (Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:25:33 GMT)

Pulkit Want to write a guest post on my Blog http://thedolt.wordpress.com ? What will you get? Linkback to your blog, link for RSS/email subscription link of your blog and addition to my Blogroll! (Mon, 19 Jul 2010 15:01:44 GMT)

Pulkit Don’t watch Inception. I don’t want to see another status telling me how amazingly awesome it is, I have already had enough. (Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:39:10 GMT)

Pulkit The reason why maths is so complicated:
“No solution is also a solution”. (Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:22:57 GMT)

Pulkit TCS IT Wiz 2010. Delhi, 27th November (Saturday). (Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:09:19 GMT)

Pulkit TCS IT Wiz 2010 starts on July 29 at Hyderabad. (Sat, 17 Jul 2010 16:58:09 GMT)

Pulkit To all those who say that the iPad sucks. Trust me, it doesn’t suck. I would have bought it if it could even suck properly but unfortunately, it cannot even suck.(Sat, 17 Jul 2010 13:10:10 GMT)

Pulkit Apple: “Anybody returning an undamaged iPhone 4 before 30 days after purchase is eligible for a full refund”

It’s time you buy one, use it for 29 days and return it. (Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:54:13 GMT)

Pulkit Http:/Bit.ly/facebookbannedbit.ly (Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:46:53 GMT)

Pulkit Speed thrills but kills unless you have the skill. (Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:24:19 GMT)

Pulkit South Indians are so huge fanboys of Apple that everytime someone calls in order talk to their mums, they shout iPhone! (ayi phone). (Sat, 17 Jul 2010 03:22:40 GMT)

Pulkit I have a life! LOL JK, I am in FIITJEE!  (Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:48:42 GMT)

Pulkit Sarcasm has the ability to transfer over any means of communication. It’s just that some people don’t get it. (Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:47:25 GMT)

Pulkit Certain links on facebook are redirecting me to http://www.facebook.com/ajax/ufi/modify.php .
Why? (Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:49:32 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone who’s father/mother owns/works in an IT company? Please tell if it is so..I need a favour … (Thu, 15 Jul 2010 12:34:42 GMT)

Pulkit Fine. SHITJEE may go to hell. IIT may go to hell. I will from now on focus on CBSE and NCERT. I can’t sail in two boats. I don’t want to be jack of all trades and master of none.
To all IIT aspiirants-best of luck, you will not find me at the JEE on 2nd Sunday of April 2012. I.Give.Up. (Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:17:14 GMT)

Pulkit Always Madhumakhi kush. (Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:56:41 GMT)

Pulkit The look on people’s face when they try and prove 6*9=54. (Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:41:24 GMT)

Pulkit Doing Narco-Terrorism for MUN? Some Sites which you may have already visited.
http://www.munschool.org/2009FallCommittees/AdHocOnTerror/Narco-Terror.doc
http://www.scribd.com/mobile/documents/763o
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dr-rachel-ehrenfeld/defeating-narco-terrorism_b_175537.html
http://www.iwp.edu/news_publications/detail/partnership-against-heroin-contractors-help-us-combat-narcoterrorists-in-afghanistan (Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:38:31 GMT)

Pulkit The day I die will be the day from which I will start losing weight. (Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:22:11 GMT)

Pulkit is a dork. Can’t even solve one problem from 15 of the FIITJEE packages. (Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:20:01 GMT)

Pulkit Did I mention that the Code Warriors have recieved the X-box we won at Modem 2009? (Wed, 14 Jul 2010 15:18:08 GMT)

Pulkit Hmm.tomorrow is the interview. I’m tensed. :/
I need to bring out the best in me. Wish me luck, I need it. (Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:18:36 GMT)

Pulkit Just see how ‘perfectly’ the lyrics of one the best Hindi movie songs “tareef karun Kya uski jisne tumhe banaya” have written. A masterpiece. Bookmark this page if possible http://www.geetmanjusha.com/hindi/lyrics/507.html (Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:03:21 GMT)

Pulkit Just like Dark Alex got paid by Sony, geohot has also been bought by Apple. He has left the jailbreaking scene. (Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:49:36 GMT)

Pulkit Just 6 short of 10,000. #blog views (Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:18:09 GMT)

Pulkit Tensed. (Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:04:57 GMT)

Pulkit Money money money money!!! We’ll be (hopefully) getting loads of money!!!!! Hurrrayyyy!!!!!! Kevin baba!!!! (Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:27:58 GMT)

Pulkit Goodnight…… (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:01:33 GMT)

Pulkit Match khatam ho gaya par yellow card ki barish nahin…. (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:00:38 GMT)

Pulkit Spain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:56:38 GMT)

Pulkit Referee Gandh hai yaar.. (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:55:08 GMT)

Pulkit So many yellow cards and no red cards? Something is fishy… (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:12:05 GMT)

Pulkit The commentator: this is a vary testing for the referee”

No, it isn’t. He’s the one testing the players patience! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:57:03 GMT)

Pulkit Hahaha! Netherlands screwed it!!!! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:49:26 GMT)

Pulkit The referee deserves a Silver Card! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:44:49 GMT)

Pulkit The refree deserves a Silver card! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:44:12 GMT)

Pulkit Hahahhah!!!! This is a laugh riot! One more card! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:43:52 GMT)

Pulkit Are you watching the yellow card game?  The team with less yellow cards will be declared as the winner.. (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:00:34 GMT)

Pulkit 11:50 pm. The moment is here, before us. (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 18:21:12 GMT)

Pulkit World cup 2010 to ManU hi jeetegi! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 18:20:30 GMT)

Pulkit Was telling my mom everything about Google, Google AdSense, WordPress and making money online. At that exact moment, the postman delivered a mail from Google concerning AdWords. Oh, the probability! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:27:15 GMT)

Pulkit This guy named Frank Moller just gave me rs 300 worth of apps (promo codes) for free for reviewing his app “IPN” on my blog. I feel awesome!!! (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:08:47 GMT)

Pulkit You watch old movies and realise that except a few movies here and there, all movies of today’s era are shit. (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 15:25:13 GMT)

Pulkit Not trying to sound perverted or anything (read vulgar) but this is one of the most touching and most emotional piece of writing that I have seen in a while  http://www.wattpad.com/192880-diary-of-a-teenage-prostitute-1-2?p=1 (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:40:01 GMT)

Pulkit can you find the mistake here? (Sun, 11 Jul 2010 11:47:06 GMT)

Pulkit Worst. Profile. Ever. http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363 (Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:03:24 GMT)

Pulkit Watching TerraQuiz. Needless to say, I didn’t study. (Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:22:38 GMT)

Pulkit Studying now, so that I can watch TerraQuiz at 9 pm on Nat-Geo. (Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:02:35 GMT)

Pulkit Phone your blog!!! I am dying to try it! (Sat, 10 Jul 2010 13:28:16 GMT)

Pulkit Read what has been written as a comment. (Sat, 10 Jul 2010 12:54:09 GMT)

Pulkit Na main bola, na tu bola, to kon bola?! Abe Hyperbola!!! (Sat, 10 Jul 2010 12:40:40 GMT)

Pulkit To all H2G2 fans: call (202) 456-1414. (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 16:54:56 GMT)

Pulkit Nowadays, relationshps aint determined in heaven. They are determined by which school/college you went to. So study hard boys. (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:36:33 GMT)

Pulkit If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the 7 signs of ageing try Adobe Photoshop. (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:07:03 GMT)

Pulkit For all quizzers out there (really simple one): Who am I talking about?; “The stage lost a fine actor, even as science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in crime.” (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:25:45 GMT)

Pulkit Kisi ne new students ko Facebook par add kiya Kya? (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:20:44 GMT)

Pulkit we love talking on the phone, don’t we? Anyway, FIITJEE sucks..Getting down to study. (Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:03:12 GMT)

Pulkit Will start studying from tomorrow..life, as we see it.  (Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:50:19 GMT)

Pulkit Wrote some awesome stuff in form for the school appointees (is the spelling right?). Let’s see what happnens in the interview. (Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:47:08 GMT)

Pulkit The new kids are not that boring (they are nerdy)… (Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:44:50 GMT)

Pulkit OMG!!! This is freaking awesome!!!! Search “demonoid invite” on Google! This is amazing man!  (Wed, 07 Jul 2010 17:17:36 GMT)

Pulkit Life, as we know it  (Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:40:53 GMT)

Pulkit Parthiv Ghosh gets into IIT and Saurabh Chaudhary into St. Stephens. I. Deserve. A. Treat. (Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:59:57 GMT)

Pulkit School chale hum….. (Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:08:18 GMT)

Pulkit “Mission Project” is the worst codename that can be given to a mission. (Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:44:59 GMT)

Pulkit Who’s the smartest duck in the world, say Donald Duck, Donald Duck! (Tue, 06 Jul 2010 11:15:52 GMT)

Pulkit Is sick….;/;( :’( (Mon, 05 Jul 2010 12:13:31 GMT)

Pulkit Ate expired bread. Now feeling dizzy…:/ (Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:36:58 GMT)

Pulkit FIITJEE, school, Code Wars, MUN (hopefullly). Looks like I’ll be busy this year… (Mon, 05 Jul 2010 09:08:33 GMT)

Pulkit Innocent Moves  (Mon, 05 Jul 2010 06:35:17 GMT)

Pulkit Uncle tells me that he knows that I am not studying seriously these days since I am wearing a “Jeans”. How fucking absurd does that sound! (Sun, 04 Jul 2010 15:15:42 GMT)

Pulkit Terra Quiz!  (Sat, 03 Jul 2010 15:30:27 GMT)

Pulkit Did anybody try WordPress’s new, phone to post feature? (Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:06:28 GMT)

Pulkit Terra Quiz. Tomorrow, 9pm on Nat-geo. Don’t miss it! Finally something good on TV!! Thank god! (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:03:39 GMT)

Pulkit “Why are we here and where did we come from?” (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:41:39 GMT)

Pulkit With that defeat, Countless number of peoples (bookies) life got ruined. (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:20:41 GMT)

Pulkit Dont keep your status “Orange”. Besides Netherland it also related to a fruit. (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 16:15:26 GMT)

Pulkit Brazil ki to lag gayi! (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:50:12 GMT)

Pulkit FML. (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:29:35 GMT)

Pulkit As the evening wears on, the make up wears off. (Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:16:14 GMT)

Pulkit Prices of .com and .net domains increase. (Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:31:55 GMT)

Pulkit Give me some Ragging ideas if possible. Tomorrow new students arrive. (Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:58:19 GMT)

Pulkit Started a CPP, failed miserably. Started another CPP, again failed miserably. Tried picking up the third CPP and failed miserably. (Thu, 01 Jul 2010 13:56:33 GMT)

Pulkit Fine. I agree now. FIITJEE sucks. It has ruined my life. (Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:31:16 GMT)

Pulkit Dying to see UDAAN. (Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:56:38 GMT)

Pulkit Is ready for tomorrow. A new day, a new start. (Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:24:17 GMT)

Pulkit Kitaabo ke saath mera haath jaganaath! (Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:44:55 GMT)

Pulkit Ashok Chakradhar is a genius. (Wed, 30 Jun 2010 14:08:23 GMT)

Pulkit The only thing better than a BMW is another BMW. (Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:36:36 GMT)

Pulkit XI-B. Here I come! (Wed, 30 Jun 2010 08:19:17 GMT)

Pulkit I daresay, Science has not advanced much. It has still not been able to discover a cure for the illness known as love. (Wed, 30 Jun 2010 07:15:44 GMT)

Pulkit Spain won. They deserved it. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 20:24:23 GMT)

Pulkit Thank you Portugal for fucking up everything in the last minute. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 20:22:11 GMT)

Pulkit Holy cow! The referee seems to have some unofficial sympathy with the player! Red card? Is. He. Out. Of. His. Mind?!! (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 20:20:12 GMT)

Pulkit Spain deserves to win. They will win. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 20:08:31 GMT)

Pulkit 62nd minute. Villa gets it. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:54:02 GMT)

Pulkit Unlucky Portugal. Nice defending. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:41:40 GMT)

Pulkit First half over. 0-0. Some missed chances, a little rough play (not complaining). Amazing passing by Spain, even better goalkeeping. Portugal might lose. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:19:20 GMT)

Pulkit Holy cow! That sucked. Portugal should have used the opening… (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:12:50 GMT)

Pulkit That should have been a goal… (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:09:39 GMT)

Pulkit Just a toe’s length away…sweet passing by Spain. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:56:01 GMT)

Pulkit Ahhh!!! The goalkeeper is too good! (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:51:08 GMT)

Pulkit Spain’s passing is awesome! (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:45:08 GMT)

Pulkit That was a chance for Spain… (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:42:56 GMT)

Pulkit Had a quick chat with the referee. I gave him a pair of spectacles. Hope this refree uses them. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:40:29 GMT)

Pulkit Spain overpowering! (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:36:58 GMT)

Pulkit Off they go!!!! (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:30:22 GMT)

Pulkit Get ready for an amazing game and a series of status updates. I will show no mercy upon my readers! (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:14:59 GMT)

Pulkit Thanks for your Hulu Plus Preview invite request
We’ll send you an invite as soon as one becomes available. Thanks for your patience. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:10:28 GMT)

Pulkit Guys beware..another chain letter is roaming in the wilds. Last time it was colour, this time something to do with fruits. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:00:32 GMT)

Pulkit Finally got rid of all the swelling..phew.. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:48:24 GMT)

Pulkit Koi phone karo yaar…bore ho raha Hun yaar… (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:43:56 GMT)

Pulkit Pizza Hut gave me a Free large pizza for no apparent reason. Social Engineering. (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 06:53:56 GMT)

Pulkit Dominos or Pizza Hut. That is the question. Suggestions? (Tue, 29 Jun 2010 05:35:51 GMT)

Pulkit Jata ka chora, jata ka chora, jaaataa kaa chooraaaa! (Mon, 28 Jun 2010 16:22:49 GMT)

Pulkit The magnitude of my current level if boredom is so high that it if you somehow get to know about it then <insert witty line>. (Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:06:20 GMT)

Pulkit Oh man (Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:02:33 GMT)

Pulkit Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead. (Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:51:35 GMT)

Pulkit When teachers come late to class, they get good morning. When students come late to class, they get screwed. (Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:42:59 GMT)

Pulkit Messi missed it. Thanks to Mexico’s rough play. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:21:09 GMT)

Pulkit Victory is sure. Thanks to Lord Tevez. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:16:15 GMT)

Pulkit Bye bye Mexico. See you in the next World Cup. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:42:52 GMT)

Pulkit Tevez!! Freaking awesome!!!!! (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:40:54 GMT)

Pulkit Mexicans are playing rough. If you can’t win it, steal it seems to be their attitude today. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:23:45 GMT)

Pulkit That deserves a red card! (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:17:25 GMT)

Pulkit Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad (directed at the defender)  (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:04:09 GMT)

Pulkit That’s a freaking goal!! (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:56:58 GMT)

Pulkit Yay!!!!!!!!!!! Tevez!!!! (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:56:09 GMT)

Pulkit What if Diego comes on the field and starts playing? (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:49:57 GMT)

Pulkit Off they go. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:30:24 GMT)

Pulkit Supporting Argetina for 2 reasons; a.) I like them b.) I don’t want to see Maradona naked. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:18:50 GMT)

Pulkit The ending could have been different if it was 2-2. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:59:19 GMT)

Pulkit Connect: fractional T1 bandwidth and sperms. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:58:30 GMT)

Pulkit England devastated. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:26:29 GMT)

Pulkit Referee ne paise khaye hain…. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:23:29 GMT)

Pulkit Referee, please go to hell. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:39:54 GMT)

Pulkit That was a goal! (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:39:06 GMT)

Pulkit WTF! What happened? (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:38:31 GMT)

Pulkit !!!!!GOAL!!!!!! (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:32:36 GMT)

Pulkit Abe refree side ho! (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:28:30 GMT)

Pulkit All I can see on my Facebook home page is Mayank Khandelwal. (Sun, 27 Jun 2010 14:24:18 GMT)

Pulkit BigBazaar employees keep shitty passwords on their display laptops and forget them on top of that. I helped them ‘crack’ four of them; user, admin, bigbazaar and BigBazaar while had to remove the passwords for 2 laptops. (Sat, 26 Jun 2010 17:08:47 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook’s buggy for iPhone OS is  not an app. (Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:51:53 GMT)

Pulkit Tried bargaining at Dominos. It worked. Saved Rs150. (Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:29:11 GMT)

Pulkit 300+ views on my Blog 3 days in a row. This week has been amazing! (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:42:05 GMT)

Pulkit With that my Blog crosses 7000 total views. (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:39:34 GMT)

Pulkit First they increase auto tartiffs. Auto drivers happy. Then they increase CNG prices. Auto drivers sad. Was there a point in doing that? Now they will not revise auto tariffs. So the situation remains the same, the meters of autos will stop working again.

It’s like you give a 50% discount instead of 20% but also increase the printed price at the same time. (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:34:20 GMT)

Pulkit Plaigiarism is getting out of hand. Understand one thing people, you might get hits for copy pasting stuff but when it comes to respect and a large base of regular readers, you will end up nowhere. (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:15:17 GMT)

Pulkit Petrol 3.50 . Diesel 2 . Don’t even ask about LPG! Oh god! (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 16:52:05 GMT)

Pulkit Can this be it? (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:52:30 GMT)

Pulkit That was almost a goal! (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:48:43 GMT)

Pulkit With FIITJEE there’s nothing known as TGIF. (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:45:28 GMT)

Pulkit Brazil overpowering! (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:37:38 GMT)

Pulkit Give us a goal! It’s almost 80! (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:35:32 GMT)

Pulkit You know what’s irony? Searching the meaning of dictionary in a dictionary. (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 14:11:21 GMT)

Pulkit Can 2 Triangles with same Ortocentre and same cenroid cordinates have different cordinates for all three vertices?

PS: they may or may not be simillar.

PPS: help (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 09:14:48 GMT)

Pulkit Who has all The Big Bang Theory episodes? (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:53:46 GMT)

Pulkit Has to finish( or start) FIITJEE CPP. Let’s see what happens. (Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:38:47 GMT)

Pulkit My Blog crossed 300 views today!!!! Still an hour left for the day to end (WordPress is mad). Oh man! This is life! 1 post, 104 views in one day!  (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 18:23:05 GMT)

Pulkit Saved my house from burning! It was me because of whom it could have gone up in flames anway. (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:51:12 GMT)

Pulkit Isner it is. (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:32:11 GMT)

Pulkit Don’t speak in English on National TV if you cannot! How can somebody “fall in illness while summer is going through it’s peak point” ? And how can somebody “wear cool stuffed tshirts which are half cuffed? (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:44:53 GMT)

Pulkit Petrol prices to increase by Rs 3.73 (supposedly). It needs to be deregulated. Diesel prices on the other hand will surely increase. (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:34:45 GMT)

Pulkit Oh man I am bored…. (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:13:27 GMT)

Pulkit I opened my monitor. Spent an hour trying to repair it. Repaired it. Used it for 5 minutes only to witness it going back into coma. (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:32:48 GMT)

Pulkit How many of you have never had wings ( or never drunk Red Bul) ? (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:26:13 GMT)

Pulkit 280 might be enough but at 260 it will be difficult. (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:17:36 GMT)

Pulkit Doctor Who  (Thu, 24 Jun 2010 09:19:51 GMT)

Pulkit My dad (doesn’t follow football) while watching the match “what’s wrong with the speakers? Why is there do much distortion?” (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:24:10 GMT)

Pulkit Ahh.. Pole! (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:13:57 GMT)

Pulkit Goal!! (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:22:31 GMT)

Pulkit Watching FIFA and playing FIFA. (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:11:23 GMT)

Pulkit Sent a SMS to Tata Sky and ESPN and Star Sports got activated within 3 seconds, yes three seconds. (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:14:40 GMT)

Pulkit CID+AAHAT for 2 hours?! God save the people who will be unlucky enough to tune to Sony TV at that ungodly (read satanly) hour. (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 13:04:31 GMT)

Pulkit The Tempeature is getting out of hand! (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:38:59 GMT)

Pulkit Happy Birthday Sir Alan! (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:07:52 GMT)

Pulkit First it was my modem. Then it was my graphics card. The motherboard followed it. Then was my RAM. And Today was the turn of my monitor. It has stopped working. (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 04:13:47 GMT)

Pulkit Holy cow! My Mitsubishi 15vx died! (it’s a monitor). A small poof and away it went. That.is.the.end.of.this.world. No more blogging ( I was geting a amazing traffic), no more repairing it, no more defragmenting. I downloaded 20GBs of Two And A Half Men! Couldn’t even see that! Ahh!!! FML. (Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:59:57 GMT)

Pulkit There’s still hope. India can still win. (Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:22:14 GMT)

Pulkit What is Chetan Bhagat doing in Star Anchor Hunt? (Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:17:29 GMT)

Pulkit 6 Hours still left for the day to end and my blog has already broken its ‘Maximum views in a day” record  (Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:34:15 GMT)

Pulkit Canonical
is amazing! Lucid Lynx is in my hand! (Tue, 22 Jun 2010 07:08:56 GMT)

Pulkit Haryanvi Bebot! haaahahahah!!! http://wp.me/pGVAR-oP (Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:25:40 GMT)

Pulkit Analyze Optimize Publicize Monetize Troubleshootize (Tue, 22 Jun 2010 05:19:36 GMT)

Pulkit New post on my Blog: iOS 4 has been released! Grab it now!
http://wp.me/pGVAR-qq (Mon, 21 Jun 2010 17:31:00 GMT)

Pulkit The last app that I wanted to be on the AppStore is here. iVuvuzela. (Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:35:13 GMT)

Pulkit Aashit Coolass Manchanda OYE APAN SAME CLAASSSS MEIN!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mon, 21 Jun 2010 11:43:24 GMT)

Pulkit Vishal Tripathi  Parthiv Ghosh The Gunda at 12:40 on UTV Movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mon, 21 Jun 2010 04:53:15 GMT)

Pulkit New post on my blog: WAKA WAKA! EH!
EH! This Time For Africa!  http://wp.me/pGVAR-m9 (Mon, 21 Jun 2010 04:00:17 GMT)

Pulkit And the race to the witch mountain is over. What a movie! (Sun, 20 Jun 2010 19:31:24 GMT)

Pulkit Race To Witch Mountain! it’s awesome! (Sun, 20 Jun 2010 17:58:28 GMT)

Pulkit Clicked an ad on Facebook intentionally for the frst time ever. It was so tempting! (Sun, 20 Jun 2010 16:01:44 GMT)

Pulkit I
am a Roadie!, LOL JK, I am Paulomi! (Sun, 20 Jun 2010 15:56:44 GMT)

Pulkit Koi to Batao ki bhajji ne ki Kita si? (Sat, 19 Jun 2010 17:30:56 GMT)

Pulkit Are bhajji ne kya kiya? (Sat, 19 Jun 2010 17:17:42 GMT)

Pulkit Vuvuzela is the new mosquito (read Fuck you Vuvuzela). (Sat, 19 Jun 2010 16:58:59 GMT)

Pulkit Scheduled a Blog to publish itself at tomorrow 10:00 am foe the first time.

PS: I don’t trust WordPress. (Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:59:26 GMT)

Pulkit Any idea where can I get some clothes that proclaim that I’m an Open Source guy? (Fri, 18 Jun 2010 14:30:18 GMT)

Pulkit just signed the Apple Competition petition. (Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:21:45 GMT)

Pulkit Mashable teaches you how to cleverly link back to your posts and how to write 4 small paragraphs with one image for a news which can be explained in 1 line. (Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:12:11 GMT)

Pulkit New post on My Blog: WordPress
3.0-Thelonious http://wp.me/pGVAR-o6 (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 17:26:25 GMT)

Pulkit You know there’s a typo when while installing a software it says “please be a patient” instead of “please be patient”. (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:32:24 GMT)

Pulkit Oye Kshitu ka account kisne banaya hai?! (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 13:07:39 GMT)

Pulkit Shitu Facebook pe aa Gaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:40:23 GMT)

Pulkit New post on blog: Why Facebook Will
Never Get A Dislike button http://wp.me/pGVAR-nH (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:29:51 GMT)

Pulkit If wordpress.com blogs supported JavaScript.  (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:36:31 GMT)

Pulkit Vivek Nair is online! And he will give me the list this time! (Thu, 17 Jun 2010 04:30:47 GMT)

Pulkit Like comment feature is not yet available for iPhone and iPod touch users since Facebook has not yet updated the application. (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:17:50 GMT)

Pulkit Welcome ‘like’ button. With you comes more notifications than ever before. (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 19:21:06 GMT)

Pulkit This isn’t fair! I was one of the first 10 poeple in the entire World to make a post about the new ‘like comment’ feature of Facebook button on my blog. I published it even before Mashable did! But still didin’t get any hits  (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:36:32 GMT)

Pulkit Nice to see people posting links and making good status updates rather than laughing at Dhoongi Baba and taking Facebook Quizzes. (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 16:00:46 GMT)

Pulkit I don’t know what happened but Spain ki to lag gayi! (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 15:57:32 GMT)

Pulkit New post on my Blog: Microsoft Kinect
(codenamed Project Natal) for Xbox 360 Gets Official!  http://wp.me/pGVAR-lE (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 15:03:24 GMT)

Pulkit I want to enter the App*Tore competetion but Apple force* me to fir*t lice the iTune* Page! :/ (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:17:08 GMT)

Pulkit The cey that come* after A and before D ha* *topped worcing, Full *top i* al*o not worcing, The cey between J and L i* al*o not worcing, I have u*ed C in it* place, (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:15:19 GMT)

Pulkit My Eeyboard is dying. Blogging didn’t suit it, (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 13:11:00 GMT)

Pulkit For heavens sake Digit, it is iPad and not Ipad
Aditya Salapaka (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:49:19 GMT)

Pulkit A girl removes her jeans, Throws it at her BF
and says “MaKE ME FEEL LIKE YOUR WIFE”The boy then removes his
jeans throws it at his GF and says “WASH BOTH THE JEANS CLEAN”. (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:06:17 GMT)

Pulkit “Paisa…gardan ki nas katke bhi kamaye jaate hain aur pyjamein ka nara kholkar bhi “ (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:34:16 GMT)

Pulkit “Abh main bin petrol ki gari aur bin nashe ke tari hoon, main woh
phateli sari hoon jo ek hijra bhi naheen pahenegi” (Wed, 16 Jun 2010 05:29:45 GMT)

Pulkit Thiotimoline. (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:34:03 GMT)

Pulkit Now reading original Editions (K7) of the books Only A Trillion (published in 1957) and The Universe (1977), both by Isaac Asimov. (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:32:29 GMT)

Pulkit Wikipedia doesn’t have an article on Isaac Asimov’s book The Universe. What a shame.
I might write one when I finish reading it. (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:31:32 GMT)

Pulkit Holy cow! Asus Maximus III Extreme has dual PCIe x16 mode! (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:43:26 GMT)

Pulkit Asus Maximus III Extereme has an integrated Bluetooth module that allows conectivity with a cellphone for remote overclocking. :O :O o.0.O (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 12:40:40 GMT)

Pulkit Something’s wrong with WordPress.com… (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 10:52:51 GMT)

Pulkit Finally my Blog is in the top 3OK blogs accroding to Technorati!
Current

Technorati Authority: 125
Current Rank: 29872
PS: Never trust Technorati. (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 10:25:11 GMT)

Pulkit A few days back I made a tweet ‘Where did all my tweets go?” Now I know the answer. http://bit.ly/d4GZWt (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 09:14:40 GMT)

Pulkit New post on Blog: Indian Panga League Ads [Banned Ads] http://wp.me/pGVAR-ik (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 04:36:51 GMT)

Pulkit You’re a good soldier,

Choosing your battles,

Pick yourself up

And dust yourself off

Get back in the saddle (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 04:18:14 GMT)

Pulkit Turned all LIKE notifications off. (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 04:15:32 GMT)

Pulkit Waka waka! (Tue, 15 Jun 2010 04:08:07 GMT)

Pulkit New post on Blog: The iOS 4 – A Walkthrough http://thedolt.wordpress.com/2010/06/14/the-ios-4-a-walkthrough/ (Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:56:24 GMT)

Pulkit New post on Blog : Another New Kid On The Blahg: http://wp.me/pGVAR-ls (Mon, 14 Jun 2010 07:42:15 GMT)

Pulkit The impression went down to Earth. Anyway, I want pin silence. Now move due to South. Pushpit Narula (Mon, 14 Jun 2010 05:43:38 GMT)

Pulkit I have two new people writing for my Blog now. TheNerdWithaSixPack and 7Elysium (Vaibhav Gulati). (Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:51:20 GMT)

Pulkit 900 Blog views this week. Looks like I’m finally on the right track. (Sun, 13 Jun 2010 18:21:49 GMT)

Pulkit Aditya Salapaka WYSIWYG now works perfectly on Facebook! I’ve tested it almost everywhere! My last status is a proof! FTW! (Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:59:14 GMT)

Pulkit Optimisttic Guy: If winter comes, can spring be far behind?

Pessimistic Guy: If spring comes, can winter be far behind? (Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:56:23 GMT)

Pulkit Now syncing my iPod touch with iTunes wirelessly through Wi-Fi. (Sun, 13 Jun 2010 17:16:35 GMT)

Pulkit The
post is up! Gyaan.in Quiz at IIT-Delhi [The Event] http://wp.me/pGVAR-kO (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:58:37 GMT)

Pulkit Can’t publish the post. :/ (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:25:05 GMT)

Pulkit Cutting the post a little. If I keep on writing, it might just cross 3000 words and thus make it unreadable. (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:54:18 GMT)

Pulkit Writing a post on today’s Gyaan.in quiz. It has crossed 1100 words and I haven’t written even half of it yet. (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:46:42 GMT)

Pulkit came joint 2nd in the Gyaan.in quiz. (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 10:51:42 GMT)

Pulkit Off to IIT! (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 04:11:24 GMT)

Pulkit You know what I want this Christmas? My blog to have a Google PageRank=10. (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 03:16:05 GMT)

Pulkit Blogging since 5 am. Something is definitely wrong with me. (Sat, 12 Jun 2010 01:40:35 GMT)

Pulkit Manchester United will win the FIFA World Cup this time. Go ManU! I’m with you! (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:26:27 GMT)

Pulkit New
post on my Blog: Need For Speed: Shift Cheats (NFS) for iPhone and iPod
touch  http://wp.me/pGVAR-jg (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:38:56 GMT)

Pulkit and
the FIFA World Cup finally begins! (I don’t care one bit). (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:24:26 GMT)

Pulkit Why do humans have hair? (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:02:00 GMT)

Pulkit Italy won the last World Cup? And all through these four years I had been thinking that it was France. (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 08:23:44 GMT)

Pulkit If anybody has or can find out a link for Two and a Half men (any season) in iPod quality or The Big Bang Theory (any season) in iPod quality please give it to me..Direct or Torrent, doesn’t matter. (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 06:05:29 GMT)

Pulkit This is to certify that I. Hate. Aditya Xzhibit Kumar. (Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:17:17 GMT)

Pulkit FIITJEE result just came in. SDTW012E2. (Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:02:15 GMT)

Pulkit New post on my blog : Ankit Fadia The Certified Ethical Idiot has his name
Trademarked- http://wp.me/pGVAR-jt (Wed, 09 Jun 2010 14:41:18 GMT)

Pulkit hahaaha!!!! (Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:55:31 GMT)

Pulkit New post on Blog; Difference between Unlocking-Jailbreaking and Tethered
boot-Untethered boot http://wp.me/pGVAR-hJ (Wed, 09 Jun 2010 06:02:05 GMT)

Pulkit New post on my Blog: Gyaan.in Quiz at IIT-Delhi [Details] http://wp.me/pGVAR-iK (Tue, 08 Jun 2010 13:45:15 GMT)

Pulkit The
iPhone 4 http://wp.me/pGVAR-hM (Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:21:55 GMT)

Pulkit New post on the Blog:
Welcomming the newest memeber of the Family; iPhone 4/
Jony
http://wp.me/pGVAR-hM (Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:20:48 GMT)

Pulkit Raajneeti. 6 out of 10 for me. You can miss this one. Won’t hurt you. (Mon, 07 Jun 2010 11:25:09 GMT)

Pulkit FIITJEE initiation phase test tomorrow.I haven’t started Physics, have no idea what is coming in Maths and am zero in Chemistry. (Sat, 05 Jun 2010 15:36:14 GMT)

Pulkit I changed the theme of my Blog. Tell me if you like it http://thedolt.wordpress.com (Sat, 05 Jun 2010 06:17:40 GMT)

Pulkit commented on your status:
Go stick your head in a pig!

I got you! Hahha!! (Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:46:40 GMT)

Pulkit The school is asking for atleast a B1 in English, A2 in maths and the same in Science. This means grade points >=26. I qualify in English but not in the rest (Screw you CBSE). Let’s hope for the best.  (Fri, 04 Jun 2010 08:00:19 GMT)

Pulkit New Page on Blog : All my posts http://thedolt.wordpress.com/all-my-posts/ (Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:58:57 GMT)

Pulkit New page on Blog:6×9=?  http://thedolt.wordpress.com/6×9/ (Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:03:02 GMT)

Pulkit “Class X Marksheets will be available next week 7th
june onwards check website before comming to school.” As on http://dpsvasantkunj.com. Seriously ‘comming’? (Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:58:06 GMT)

Pulkit Type anything in Facebook CAPTCHA (make sure the first word is right) ad Facebook will accept it. (Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:01:01 GMT)

Pulkit New post on my Blog : “Myths about Jailbreaking and why you should Jailbreak
your iPhone or iPod touch” http://wp.me/pGVAR-fx (Thu, 03 Jun 2010 06:31:49 GMT)

Pulkit Cydia refuses to work….Why didn’t I install Mobile Terminal! Will have to SSH it now. (Thu, 03 Jun 2010 05:32:19 GMT)

Pulkit Is studying………….… (Wed, 02 Jun 2010 20:42:05 GMT)

Pulkit I do not encourage piracy, therefore I will not seed the 3.9 GB torrent which I just downloaded at an average speed of 62 kbps. (Wed, 02 Jun 2010 09:43:19 GMT)

Pulkit Ping me on PingChat! at ID: thedolt  -  http://pingchat.com (Wed, 02 Jun 2010 08:57:10 GMT)

Pulkit My car runs at 56 Kbps #geektalk (Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:08:39 GMT)

Pulkit This is what we are studying at FITJEE presently http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exponential_function (Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:25:40 GMT)

Pulkit The accelerometers of the iPod touch and iPhone are “TEMPERATURE” sensitive!!!!!!! (Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:02:19 GMT)

Pulkit is the onwer of an untethered Jailbreaked/broke iPod. Now no need to connect to computer every time I switch it on.  (Mon, 31 May 2010 12:45:37 GMT)

Pulkit Now upgrading my iPod to 3.1.3 in order to use Spirit. (Mon, 31 May 2010 12:29:43 GMT)

Pulkit Started work on an awesomely epic Blog post. Will take weeks to compelete.  (Mon, 31 May 2010 04:44:58 GMT)

Pulkit What are movies based on books called? I remember reading the term somewhere.. (Sun, 30 May 2010 18:08:58 GMT)

Pulkit “the impenetrable barrier of jargon. Words were flying backwards and
forwards without concepts riding on their backs.” (Sun, 30 May 2010 16:49:18 GMT)

Pulkit Who can read Punjabi here? (Sun, 30 May 2010 16:27:46 GMT)

Pulkit IIT-JEE
likely to be abolished by 2013 http://bit.ly/doQiti (Sun, 30 May 2010 13:54:52 GMT)

Pulkit Do all these people in this wedding have nothing to do  except asking about my result? Do what you have come here for!. Eat! (Sun, 30 May 2010 13:48:01 GMT)

Pulkit Got a call from a girl whose call I wasn’t expecting but not from one whom I was in fact expecting  (Fri, 28 May 2010 14:36:48 GMT)

Pulkit What’s our School code? (Fri, 28 May 2010 05:28:47 GMT)

Pulkit 8 it is. (Fri, 28 May 2010 04:14:01 GMT)

Pulkit WordPress.com blogs are acting slow. Anyone noticed it? (Thu, 27 May 2010 16:06:19 GMT)

Pulkit NFS Shift for iPod is awesome!! what graphics ji what graphics! (Wed, 26 May 2010 17:36:47 GMT)

Pulkit GTA on my iPod!!!!!!! (Wed, 26 May 2010 17:33:11 GMT)

Pulkit For one moment I thought I was you. The next moment I realised that you
were me. After time passed by and took you away from me, I realised that
we were meant to be. (Wed, 26 May 2010 13:17:39 GMT)

Pulkit Pushpit Narula Find the maaaaaaaagnitude of the 10sun. (Wed, 26 May 2010 12:26:58 GMT)

Pulkit Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover
everything except the obvious (Wed, 26 May 2010 07:48:36 GMT)

Pulkit Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. (Wed, 26 May 2010 05:56:41 GMT)

Pulkit For one moment I thought I was you. The next moment I realised that you were me. After time passed by and took you away from me, I realised that we were connected. –Pulkit Kaushik (Wed, 26 May 2010 05:11:38 GMT)

Pulkit Buy a new Mac, get an iPod
touch for free. :O Apple is so generous! (Tue, 25 May 2010 16:50:56 GMT)

Pulkit https://www.google.com (Tue, 25 May 2010 15:25:55 GMT)

Pulkit Just recovered from a major heart attack I suffered 10 minutes back. My uncle asked my Roll number over the phone and told me that the result is out! (Mon, 24 May 2010 07:04:50 GMT)

Pulkit Akshat Boobna THANKS A TON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WORKS AWESOMELLLLYYYY (not a word, I know) ha!!! mast ek dum! (Mon, 24 May 2010 06:31:22 GMT)

Pulkit Common! Stop Liking those Fan pages and websites for God’s sake! You are getting yourselves addicted! (Mon, 24 May 2010 06:07:47 GMT)

Pulkit Using Wi-Fi at FIITJEE is the most awesome feeling ever! (Sat, 22 May 2010 04:28:19 GMT)

Pulkit Looks like everybody except me is going for Cultural Exchange to Mauritius. (Fri, 21 May 2010 10:42:46 GMT)

Pulkit Somebody figure out the link/like page thing and tel me! (Fri, 21 May 2010 09:06:08 GMT)

Pulkit Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized. (Fri, 21 May 2010 08:36:10 GMT)

Pulkit is tensed! Agar B2 ya C2 aa gaya to?! (Fri, 21 May 2010 04:25:20 GMT)

Pulkit Is at FIITJEE using Wi-Fi. (Wed, 19 May 2010 10:07:48 GMT)

Pulkit YouTube works flawlessly on iPod touch! No    need to pause for buffering! (Tue, 18 May 2010 15:08:51 GMT)

Pulkit Finally has a jailbreak(ed/broke) iPod touch. Couldn’t do it earlier because of a faulty router. (Tue, 18 May 2010 13:27:35 GMT)

Pulkit I.HATE.iTunes. (Tue, 18 May 2010 11:34:19 GMT)

Pulkit As of today, there is a NEW PRIVACY setting
called”Instant Personalization” that shares data with
non-Facebookwebsites and it is automatically set to “Allow.” Go to
Account >Privacy Settings > Applications and Websites >
InstantPersonalization > Edit Settings, and UNCHECK “Allow”. BTW if
yourfriends don’t do this, they will be sharing information about
you.PLEASE COPY & REPOST (Sun, 16 May 2010 18:59:21 GMT)

Pulkit It wasn’t just that the cave was cold, it wasn’t just that it was damp and smelly. It was
the fact that the cave was in the middle of Islington and there wasn’t a bus due for two
million years. (Sun, 16 May 2010 18:41:46 GMT)

Pulkit I think Windows 7 mobile would be a joke, so Windows XP is black humour?  (Sun, 16 May 2010 13:21:43 GMT)

Pulkit Screw this. Lets go to Hogwarts. (Fri, 14 May 2010 17:31:52 GMT)

Pulkit Improvisation is the key to success. (Fri, 14 May 2010 16:56:55 GMT)

Pulkit has to study now. 3 hours minimum. Will be back….alive… (Fri, 14 May 2010 09:34:26 GMT)

Pulkit Will Christopher Paolini ever realease the sequel to Brisingr? It’s been years! He’s too slow! Brinsigr took 3 years to be published! (Fri, 14 May 2010 09:31:16 GMT)

Pulkit solved a Rubix’s cube in 3 seconds. Should I mention that I’m colour blind? (Fri, 14 May 2010 06:02:13 GMT)

Pulkit He’s so far in the closet he’s in Narnia (Fri, 14 May 2010 05:55:00 GMT)

Pulkit s probably at home but he’s avoiding
someone he doesn’t like. Leave a message on the phone. If you don’t get a
call back, then it’s you. (Fri, 14 May 2010 05:53:21 GMT)

Pulkit knows the last digit of PI. (Thu, 13 May 2010 05:10:02 GMT)

Pulkit Trying to hurt a mosquito might backfire. Beware. (Wed, 12 May 2010 18:49:13 GMT)

Pulkit just change the name of my iPod to “The Titanic” so whenever I plug it in to my computer it says “The Titanic is
syncing”. (Wed, 12 May 2010 17:46:56 GMT)

Pulkit If we’re not supposed to have late
night snacks.. why is there a light in the fridge? (Wed, 12 May 2010 17:45:11 GMT)

Pulkit SOLDIER:  SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES
BY ENEMIES,   MAJOR: EXCELLENT! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION (Wed, 12 May 2010 17:42:36 GMT)

Pulkit Look down.. (Wed, 12 May 2010 10:35:06 GMT)

Pulkit English Cooker!!!!! hahaahahqhahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Wed, 12 May 2010 05:44:54 GMT)

Pulkit Now watching Houseful, online. (Tue, 11 May 2010 11:53:28 GMT)

Pulkit #Now downloading Beatles. (Tue, 11 May 2010 10:28:14 GMT)

Pulkit Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da……… (Tue, 11 May 2010 10:20:55 GMT)

Pulkit While my guitar gently weeps… (Tue, 11 May 2010 10:20:08 GMT)

Pulkit is trying Podcasting… (Tue, 11 May 2010 07:48:34 GMT)

Pulkit Signed for Techcrunch Disrupt Hack Day Event (Facebook) knowing that I can not at any cost go to New York… (Tue, 11 May 2010 04:17:59 GMT)

Pulkit Test hai kal. (Sun, 09 May 2010 19:05:08 GMT)

Pulkit Back from FIITJEE! It was awesome! (Sat, 08 May 2010 13:28:35 GMT)

Pulkit One good thing about having a blog is that you get to know to some extend that how much people stalk you. (Wed, 05 May 2010 18:01:16 GMT)

Pulkit PC is up and running! (Tue, 04 May 2010 17:07:12 GMT)

Pulkit Code Wars (Quiz)  Intra 2010; Thursday, 6th  May;  A-Block Lounge; First Period (8:00 AM  onwards). I urge people  interested in gaming to give the quiz intra as  well since there is a  chance that they might be good. It’ll be a pretty  easy paper consisting  of about 30 questions, most of them to be answered  in one word. And  plus, you’ll get to miss a period too (Tue, 04 May 2010 17:03:42 GMT)

UPDATE II on 27th October 2010

Pulkit One good thing about having a blog is that you get to know to some extend that how much people stalk you. (Wed, 05 May 2010 18:01:16 GMT)

Pulkit PC is up and running! (Tue, 04 May 2010 17:07:12 GMT)

Pulkit Code Wars (Quiz)  Intra 2010; Thursday, 6th  May;  A-Block Lounge; First Period (8:00 AM  onwards). I urge people  interested in gaming to give the quiz intra as  well since there is a  chance that they might be good. It’ll be a pretty  easy paper consisting  of about 30 questions, most of them to be answered  in one word. And  plus, you’ll get to miss a period too (Tue, 04 May 2010 17:03:42 GMT)

Pulkit Back from Nehru Place. Mixed feelings…. (Tue, 04 May 2010 16:14:20 GMT)

Pulkit Nehru Place!  (Tue, 04 May 2010 12:10:49 GMT)

Pulkit When are the auditions for MUN? Somebody  enlighten me on that please. (Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:39:02 GMT)

Pulkit Some time back it was “every status update has a story”. Now it’s “every story has a status update”. (Fri, 30 Apr 2010 07:21:53 GMT)

Pulkit “Pulkit kaushik’s blog” was searched 14 times on search engines today. :O (Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:40:21 GMT)

Pulkit Is the new victim of the number 23. (Thu, 29 Apr 2010 11:25:31 GMT)

Pulkit Starship troopers hooked me! (Wed, 28 Apr 2010 11:13:08 GMT)

Pulkit is a couch potato. (Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:00:24 GMT)

Pulkit Amazing weather! <3 (Wed, 28 Apr 2010 07:26:50 GMT)

Pulkit was saved from getting embarrassed in front of 20 people, thanks to my brain and iTunes 6! (Mon, 26 Apr 2010 08:30:22 GMT)

Pulkit And she removed her top the exact moment my mom looked at her.. (Sat, 24 Apr 2010 09:46:50 GMT)

Pulkit The effects of not exercising during and after boards have finally started showing. My arms and pecs gave up on the 23rd push up….   :-/ My weight might cross 100Kg’s anytime soon… :-/ I need start working out now. Weight training will unfortunately not help, it’ll be what I detest the most, cardio. :-/  (Fri, 23 Apr 2010 17:16:39 GMT)

Pulkit Prove it to me, and I still won’t believe it. (Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:01:57 GMT)

Pulkit I’ve heard of low tech, but these controls are bathroom fittings. (Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:52:52 GMT)

Pulkit To all H2G2 fans: What was Cricket One? (Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:51:32 GMT)

Pulkit Some facts in the H2G2 radio series contradict  those in the book. (Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:47:14 GMT)

Pulkit Get hold of at least three extra legs. You won’t need them but they will do a great job in keeping the croud amused. (Fri, 23 Apr 2010 12:44:46 GMT)

Pulkit How surprisingly unsurprising it is for me to know that my weight is 98Kg. Maybe Vivek’s blog is the right place to head now. (Fri, 23 Apr 2010 07:35:03 GMT)

Pulkit You don’t feel the Delhi heat when you are with friends (Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:27:35 GMT)

Pulkit First day was pretty nice…met some senior and junior friends…ate paneer…business studies was very good… Got her number…and lots more…. (Wed, 21 Apr 2010 12:20:43 GMT)

Pulkit ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!! Get hold of your report cards and have a look at point 4 at the back now!! It boasts of the football field, tennis court et all and says that the school has a swimming pool is underconstruction!!! (Tue, 20 Apr 2010 12:42:22 GMT)

Pulkit A glass full of water fell on my PSP!!! (Tue, 20 Apr 2010 10:18:26 GMT)

Pulkit Doesn’t want to go to school now… (Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:40:24 GMT)

Pulkit XI D for now. Hmm.. Not exactly what I would call happy….. (Tue, 20 Apr 2010 09:16:34 GMT)

Pulkit He lost his way on a straight road and his friend said “two words for you, GPS” (Tue, 20 Apr 2010 06:52:01 GMT)

Pulkit We can still see Vinay Kumar sir’s contact details on the school’s website’s “contact us” page. What a shame! (Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:54:35 GMT)

Pulkit Barso re megha megha barso re megha barso re megha barso! South Delhi mein bhi barso!!!! (Mon, 19 Apr 2010 13:14:16 GMT)

Pulkit Nationalise BCCI!!!! WTF?! The most absurd thing I’ve heard in a while! (Mon, 19 Apr 2010 11:54:10 GMT)

Pulkit Arre stream kab milegi?????? (Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:35:10 GMT)

Pulkit Misses Blogging……. (Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:33:26 GMT)

Pulkit Here I come FIITJEE! (Sun, 18 Apr 2010 03:01:41 GMT)

Pulkit “Navy man did have affair with Russian” (TOI). One question please; Can’t a Navy Man have an affair with a Russian? (Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:47:54 GMT)

Pulkit It was so cold out there that people were constantly saying it’s cold out there. (Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:45:26 GMT)

Pulkit “A volcano sneeezes and the world grinds to halt.” a witty headline in TOI I must say. (Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:43:25 GMT)

Pulkit Osama is on Facebook! Facebook is addicting! Now proved! (Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:39:00 GMT)

Pulkit Sponsored reviews in newspapers is the most unethical type of publicity, the latest being of Nokia E63 and E72. (Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:36:20 GMT)

Pulkit Kodak EasyShare CD14 featuring a optical zoom of 3x and boosting an 8.2MP sensor is one of the most economical digital camera I’ve seen as its only for Rs 3799.(Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:32:18 GMT)

Pulkit Will be without a computer for anytime between 5 days and 1 month.  (Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:27:43 GMT)

Pulkit And my motherboard goes kaboom. (Fri, 16 Apr 2010 05:08:08 GMT)

Pulkit My computer is screwed up. Says GRUB loading and then restarts to start an endess cyle of restarts.  (Fri, 16 Apr 2010 02:31:04 GMT)

Pulkit 52369 is a prime number :O Random bad luck I must say. (Fri, 16 Apr 2010 01:02:22 GMT)

Pulkit Addicted to Bad Romance (only audio for me please). (Thu, 15 Apr 2010 23:29:55 GMT)

Pulkit Congratulations! An error has occured! (Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:21:02 GMT)

Pulkit DAREDEVILS! (Thu, 15 Apr 2010 15:25:45 GMT)

Pulkit New Blog post : Tips on bargaining, sighting of  an almost naked foreigner near Connaught Place (female, I must clarify) ,  a blacked out Janpath including the North Avenue (somebody’s gonna get  screwed) and a small story about a small 2 1/2 feet boy bullying a full  grown man almost 6 feet tall. http://wp.me/pGVAR-7Q(Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:14:16 GMT)

Pulkit New Blog post: The making of an Evening in  Palika http://wp.me/pGVAR-7Q (Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:11:24 GMT)

Pulkit ╭∩╮⎝⎲⎵⎲⎠ ╭∩╮ (Tue, 13 Apr 2010 23:08:20 GMT)

Pulkit VMC ka kya hua bhaioo? (Tue, 13 Apr 2010 07:11:48 GMT)

Pulkit used to live in a residential building until a  hooker moved in on the 3rd floor – it’s now a commercial building. (Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:17:46 GMT)

Pulkit If  Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would  probably just be completely invisible. (Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:16:39 GMT)

Pulkit Getting married exponentially increases your chances of divorce. (Mon, 12 Apr 2010 23:16:15 GMT)

Pulkit WePad. I hope it’ll be better. (Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:11:28 GMT)

Pulkit And we are the three best friends that anyone could have. (Sun, 11 Apr 2010 21:04:45 GMT)

Pulkit Not working now! (Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:51:18 GMT)

Pulkit Find the odd one out. 19,27,61,122,213,340,509. Help!!! (Sun, 11 Apr 2010 19:03:52 GMT)

Pulkit DNA lied when he said “This book is interesting but not very interesting”. (Sun, 11 Apr 2010 07:09:13 GMT)

Pulkit A debate whether it’s more interesting to watch  paint dry or to watch grass grow. Paint eventually won. (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:16:00 GMT)

Pulkit I feel the H2G2 radio series is actually better than the book itself. (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:12:13 GMT)

Pulkit I hope my dad buys Dominos……… (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:09:54 GMT)

Pulkit More than 1 crore 40 lakh people pay Mafia Wars…. (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:21:26 GMT)

Pulkit Did you get any Fan page invite from me? If you did, then I’m sorry. I was testing a JavaScript and it happened accidently. (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 16:07:53 GMT)

Pulkit Brilliant went smooth. 61 out of 70 attempted.. (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:40:31 GMT)

Pulkit Best of Luck to all those taking  the IIT-JEE Exam tomorrow!!!!!!!! (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:35:22 GMT)

Pulkit Best of Luck to all those  giving the IIT-JEE Exam tomorrow!!!!!!!! (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 13:35:00 GMT)

Pulkit There’s one point on which I don’t agree with Douglas Adams. He lied. (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 08:49:23 GMT)

Pulkit Recieved a free Promo code for the app ‘Spawn Illuminati’ for my iPod touch from the developer herself because she liked my Blog post on the Lite version of the App Blogging is finally paying off! Thats $3 saved! (Sat, 10 Apr 2010 08:14:38 GMT)

Pulkit still has sample papers to solve.. (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:15:16 GMT)

Pulkit Why come to the point when you can go round and round? (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:49:24 GMT)

Pulkit Nahana kya hota hai bhaio aur behno? (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:32:15 GMT)

Pulkit Beard: The  best way to know that God gave you  more testosterone than the average guys! (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:19:48 GMT)

Pulkit Ayush Bhalla and Vaishali  Ganesh are now friends. hahaahahahahhhhhahhah!!!!!! hahahaahah!!! hahahaha!!  (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:38:14 GMT)

Pulkit My mom just asked me what 3G is. Had a good time explaining her. She kept noddig through the explanation. I fear if she even got one word of what I told her.(Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:31:53 GMT)

Pulkit iPhone OS 4 Has Been  Jailbroken by iPhone Dev-Team. LOL! (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:47:13 GMT)

Pulkit 3G auction underway..Oh I’ve been waiting for this! (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:16:54 GMT)

Pulkit Who all are giving Brilliant Tutorials Admission cum Scholarship test tomorrow ? (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:09:45 GMT)

Pulkit Chandnee Vyas HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! BEHNA!!!!!!!! (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 09:03:38 GMT)

Pulkit just woke up.. (Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:16:32 GMT)

Pulkit It happened accidently on purpose. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:39:52 GMT)

Pulkit Some amazing iPad wallpapers including my favorite: Don’t Panic!  http://bit.ly/a0pGL1 #h2g2 (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:54:48 GMT)

Pulkit Thank you my internet for not working when you were required to. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:44:44 GMT)

Pulkit Will study now…… (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:29:30 GMT)

Pulkit Bullshit…….:/ i’ve never been so pissed of in my life….. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:28:44 GMT)

Pulkit Chat says 7 people are online…I can see only 2… I know who all are ‘hidden’… (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 20:23:43 GMT)

Pulkit sara mood kharab kar diya……… (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:43:45 GMT)

Pulkit Maybe I screwed up… It’s  past 12.. I hope you got it… (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:36:46 GMT)

Pulkit Maybe all people want is getting their work done……….. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:35:45 GMT)

Pulkit Where is Kabir Chugh? :O (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:32:11 GMT)

Pulkit They started the strike one and a half hour before! HAHA! what thinking!!! (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:04:58 GMT)

Pulkit SMS’s worth Rs 762.75 http://wp.me/pGVAR-61 (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:36:02 GMT)

Pulkit MAHANAGAR TELEPHONE NIGAM  UNLIMITED http://wp.me/pGVAR-61 (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:35:08 GMT)

Pulkit People think that the world revolves around  me… Which is rubbish as the world revolves around the sun, which shines  out of my arse! (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:23:45 GMT)

Pulkit Its my birthday today and the Lesbians next  door got me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when i said “I wanna  watch. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:23:10 GMT)

Pulkit so far, this is the oldest i’ve ever been! (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:22:45 GMT)

Pulkit mother told me to stay away form vans with no windows (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 02:21:51 GMT)

Pulkit #Now downloading every possible H2G2 torrent (via demonoid). (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:54:39 GMT)

Pulkit DNA you made my night tonight!  (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:17:34 GMT)

Pulkit “Life,” said Marvin dolefully, “loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like  it.” (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:17:08 GMT)

Pulkit He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic  cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely  unlike tea. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:16:33 GMT)

Pulkit The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:15:50 GMT)

Pulkit Raat ke dhai baje!oohhnn Online aye maze! (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:08:28 GMT)

Pulkit kill  piracy……….,steal original cd’s!!! (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:08:40 GMT)

Pulkit Feeling low!! Seems like have to reinstall the  firmware of my mind….. (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:07:04 GMT)

Pulkit From  the skies firing comets, a tigress whelping in the street and dead  rising  from their graves http://wp.me/pGVAR-5c (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:40:13 GMT)

Pulkit We need cameras Sony, not Deepika Padukone! (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 15:47:18 GMT)

Pulkit “Disturb you. But you may be interested to know that I am singlehandedly  responsible for the evolved shape of the animal you came to know in  later centuries as a giraffe.” (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:51:42 GMT)

Pulkit “Forty-two,” said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:50:28 GMT)

Pulkit Even the ones with Digital Watches.  (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:48:38 GMT)

Pulkit Why Internet explorer is better than Firefox  http://wp.me/pGVAR-4K (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 09:32:02 GMT)

Pulkit How a Cockroach can reach your cock and become a Cock-reach http://wp.me/pGVAR-4K (Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:53:19 GMT)

Pulkit CID ne sony se nata jod  liya….CID ne sony se nata jod liya…abhi  jeet jis room mein mana  raha tha suhaagraat….daya ne uska bhi darwaza  tod diya (via Akshay) (Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:46:02 GMT)

Pulkit updating PSP firmware from 5.50 to 6.20 in order to get demos from Playstation network. (Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:32:44 GMT)

Pulkit ♂┇┅﹉﹊ ﹍﹎╭╮╰╯ *^_^* ^*^ ^-^ ^_^ ^︵^∵∴‖ ︱︳︴﹏ ﹋﹌♂♀ ♥♡☜☞☎ ☏⊙◎☺☻ ►◄▧▨ ♨◐◑↔↕ ▪▫☼♦▀ ▄█▌▐ ░▒▬♦◊ ◦☼♠♣▣ ▤▥▦▩ ぃ◘◙◈♫ ♬♪♩♭♪ の☆→あ ￡❤｡◕‿ ◕｡✎✟ஐ ≈๑۩ ۩.. ..۩۩๑ ๑۩۞۩๑ ✲❈➹ ~.~◕ ‿-｡☀☂☁ 【】┱┲❣ ✚✪✣ ✤✥✦❉ ❥❦❧❃ ❂❁❀✄☪ ☣☢☠☭♈ ➸✓✔✕ ✖㊚㊛ *.:｡ ✿*ﾟ‘ﾟ･ ⊙¤㊣★☆ ♀◆◇ ◣◢◥▲ ▼△▽⊿◤ ◥▆▇ ██■▓ 回□〓≡╝ ╚╔╗ ╬═╓╩ ┠┨┯┷┏ ┓┗┛ ┳⊥﹃﹄ ┌┐└┘∟ 「」↑↓ →←↘↙ ♀♂┇┅﹉ ﹊﹍﹎ ╭╮╰╯ *‖ ︱︳ ︴﹏﹋﹌◄ ▧▨♨◐◑ ↔↕▪▫ ☼♦▀▄█ ▌▐░▒▬ ♦◊◦☼ ♠♣▣▤▥ ▦▩ぃ◘◙ ◈♭♪の☆ →あ￡❤｡ ◕‿◕｡ ✎✟ஐ≈ ๑۩۩.. ..۩ ۩๑๑۩۞ ۩๑✲❈ ➹ ~.~◕‿-｡ ☀☂☁【 (Tue, 06 Apr 2010 16:13:00 GMT)

Pulkit Hates it when I don’t understand XKCD comics. (Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:50:15 GMT)

Pulkit VMC was ok ok. Attempted around 34. (Mon, 05 Apr 2010 14:40:48 GMT)

Pulkit Why the hell am I online?! (Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:35:28 GMT)

Pulkit Blog post finished. Let’s get down to some sample papers now… (Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:56:48 GMT)

Pulkit A  magical and revolutionary product at an unbelievable price. …The iPad. Yeah that’s true. I can’t believe the price. (Sun, 04 Apr 2010 12:38:47 GMT)

Pulkit Sahil Verman don’t waste cyber space. Delete your blog if you are not interested in wirting, that domain might be important for someone.  (Sun, 04 Apr 2010 08:13:09 GMT)

Pulkit “_” (Sun, 04 Apr 2010 07:59:54 GMT)

Pulkit second generation iPad are  on the way……………………….. :/ (Sat, 03 Apr 2010 19:46:57 GMT)

Pulkit if everyone was perfect they would not put erasers on pencils. (Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:54:20 GMT)

Pulkit Anybody tried doing the sample papers of VMC? They are out of this world! (Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:25:52 GMT)

Pulkit Karthik calling Karthik is one great movie! The climax was awesome! (Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:23:55 GMT)

Pulkit New Blog post Spwan Lite: http://wp.me/pGVAR-3X  #iPod touch #iPhone (Sat, 03 Apr 2010 09:21:42 GMT)

Pulkit Somehow, the link light on my router is blinking for the past half an hour but I’m still connceted. (Sat, 03 Apr 2010 07:59:26 GMT)

Pulkit Whenever I see the iPad something inside me tells me that I despearatley  want it but somewhere inside me I do know that it’s just full of shit. (Sat, 03 Apr 2010 05:54:50 GMT)

Pulkit Kismat aur mehnat bhai-bhai hain par mahnat bada bhai hain….. (Fri, 02 Apr 2010 19:58:57 GMT)

Pulkit RIP Dr Ed Roberts….. (Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:55:17 GMT)

Pulkit Ishita Aggarwal MERA BHARAT MAHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:25:14 GMT)

Pulkit #Now downloading Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy: The Complete Radio Series, 2.30 GB . (Fri, 02 Apr 2010 14:00:01 GMT)

Pulkit Woah! I showed this iDhol app to my dad and he started real drumming and nearly broke the iPod touch’s screen! (Fri, 02 Apr 2010 05:13:10 GMT)

Pulkit Mr. Aditya Xzhibit Kumar, I.HATE.YOU. (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:00:22 GMT)

Pulkit my friends status said ” suicidal and  standing on a cliff ” So I Poked him. (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:57:05 GMT)

Pulkit i just change the name of my ipod to “the  titanic” so whenever i plug it in to my computer it says “the titanic is  syncing” (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:56:00 GMT)

Pulkit s IPL ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ —>   Exams ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ —> T20 World Cup ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ —> Entrance Tests   ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ —> Results ٩(•̮̮̃ (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:54:50 GMT)

Pulkit My Name is Khan is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen… (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:24:19 GMT)

Pulkit My Name is khan downloaded in1 hour 5 minutes  (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 16:23:39 GMT)

Pulkit #Now downloading My Name is Khan at 212 KB/s (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:54:24 GMT)

Pulkit If you want to become a Code Warrior all you  have to do is send you resume to ” iwanttobecomeacodewarrior@gmail.com ”  . In the E-mail specify the field in which you are good at, for  instance Video Editing, Audio Editing, quizzing et al but relating to  computers. Ofcourse,needless to say only students of DPS Vasant Kunj are  eligible and must know The answer to life, the universe, and  everything…. (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:35:54 GMT)

Pulkit At 2 mbps, converting a movie to PSP takes longer than downloading it.  (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:20:02 GMT)

Pulkit MTNL has the best customer support! They tell you everything else except things concerning MTNL. (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:53:38 GMT)

Pulkit Actually, there’s no point in changing your realtionship status on 1st April. Only fools will get fooled (Thu, 01 Apr 2010 07:58:47 GMT)

Pulkit Hooked up the new 32 inch LCD to my PC! (Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:08:43 GMT)

Pulkit Dad and mom bought me some gifts which apparently include a XBOX 360 and a 32 inch LCD for my room. THAT IS SO AWESOME! (Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:04:32 GMT)

Pulkit Waiting for the 512kbps unlimited plan to get activated…. (Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:02:07 GMT)

Pulkit Today,no YAWN! (Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:59:11 GMT)

Pulkit ….and the real journey ends. Forever. Now begins the fun times. I wish it could have like this Aditya Salapaka. (Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:13:05 GMT)

Pulkit Oh God! Please make me an atheist! (Tue, 30 Mar 2010 18:23:04 GMT)

Pulkit Urgently required B  negative blood in Gurgaon..You can save a life today, call at  09818687517. (Tue, 30 Mar 2010 08:31:41 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone wants to see a particular post on my blog? (Tue, 30 Mar 2010 08:18:23 GMT)

Pulkit Karan Gupta :Mere paas lab manual nahi hai Nahi kar raha main. HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! (Tue, 30 Mar 2010 07:05:43 GMT)

Pulkit Thank you for submitting your blog claim on Technorati. We have successfully crawled your blog and found the claim token, and your claim is now awaiting review. (Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:40:01 GMT)

Pulkit “There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those  who understand binary, and those who don’t” … (Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:09:36 GMT)

Pulkit Airtel goes VDSL2 – a  whooping 50mbps internet at just Rs 8999 (via digit) (Mon, 29 Mar 2010 07:56:08 GMT)

Pulkit PS3 Slim will drop Linux  support from April 1, 2010 with a firmware update.(via Linux For You) (Mon, 29 Mar 2010 06:01:36 GMT)

Pulkit for some damn reason I felt jealous after I saw that ____________ (Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:32:17 GMT)

Pulkit disabled images on Firefox and switched to Facebook Lite. (Sun, 28 Mar 2010 08:24:04 GMT)

Pulkit Dolting  (Sat, 27 Mar 2010 08:01:23 GMT)

UPDATE I on Friday, May 7 2010

Pulkit Facebook can’t even count now.I can see there are only 8 people online but it tells me there are 18. :/ (Sat, 27 Mar 2010 07:07:56 GMT)

Pulkit is Rocket Singh, (Sat, 27 Mar 2010 06:03:22 GMT)

Pulkit France vs Barnet.Hahaha  (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:31:12 GMT)

Pulkit PC on defragmenting.Music on iPod.FIFA on PSP.All simultaneously.#this is life. (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:30:07 GMT)

Pulkit After studying for so many days,lottering around aimlessly makes me feel a bit odd. (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 20:22:57 GMT)

Pulkit I’m not a nut.But I still get screwed all the  time. (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:10:40 GMT)

Pulkit about to Jalibreak my iPod….. (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:27:21 GMT)

Pulkit iPod,PSP put on charging.:) (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:27:22 GMT)

Pulkit Was pwned by science. :’( (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 08:22:26 GMT)

Pulkit Today:fail. (Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:24:51 GMT)

Pulkit I’m not a nut.But I still get screwed all the time. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:15:00 GMT)

Pulkit is not a nut but still gets screwed every time. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:14:29 GMT)

Pulkit Science done.Finally.Didn’t revise the diagrams though. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 20:42:44 GMT)

Pulkit Starting Chemistry now.Lets’ see how much time it takes.I’ll keep you guys updated,though I know that you don’t want to get updated.  (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:26:57 GMT)

Pulkit like always,is not fully prepared. :’( (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:22:38 GMT)

Pulkit F***!Today is the paper and I’ve still got to do chemistry! (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:03:18 GMT)

Pulkit Got busted! Mom read my “I’m sitting on Facebook while mom thinks I’m on CBSE.nic.in  . ” status!!! (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:03:12 GMT)

Pulkit 1815.Treaty of vienna.1807.1888.rinderpest.CMD.Balkans.Patidars.Belgium.Communalism.CORPA.Surplus.Deficit.Charles dickens.Hahaha I can’t believe I did all that! (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:03:08 GMT)

Pulkit 1815.Treaty of vienna.1807.1888.rinderpest.CMD.Balkans.Patidars.Belgium.Communalism.CORPA.Surplus.Deficit.Charles dickens.Hahaha I can’t believe I did all that! (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:51:45 GMT)

Pulkit No more status updates till I finish Science,or *try* to finish it. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:36:55 GMT)

Pulkit VIBGYOR is an acronym or a mnemonic? (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:14:46 GMT)

Pulkit Tain tain tainn,tain tain tainn.Do.co.mo.do.co.mo.Oye ye aaa oooo! Oyeeoyeooo! (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:54:38 GMT)

Pulkit 10thees are allegedly supposed to rejoin on 5th. :’(. First the SST paper on 5th,now this on 5th.I’ve never gotten hang of thursdays and 5ths. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 11:50:48 GMT)

Pulkit If I go by what Vishrut Mittal says,then the schools will reopen for us in June. :/ (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:19:36 GMT)

Pulkit When do we rejoin school? (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 10:18:08 GMT)

Pulkit Aditya Xzhibit Kumar ” Profile  Unavailable Sorry,  this profile is not available at the moment. Please try again shortly.” (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:09:56 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook is not safe anymore because I’m here….Checked the bug 20 times now.Awesome…Science!……. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 07:09:03 GMT)

Pulkit Warning! You are engaging  in behavior that may be considered annoying or abusive by other users.Facebook’s systems  determined that you were going too fast when posting web addresses  (URLs) on walls. You must significantly slow down. Further misuse of  site features may result in a temporary block or your account being  permanently disabled. For further information, please visit our……. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 07:05:57 GMT)

Pulkit is striking a deal with Facebook over the bug that I just found. .If they don’t pay any heed,I will publish it on my blog for the world to see it. PS: It’s not about money. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:59:42 GMT)

Pulkit Finally I come online after a month and this is what I get “No one is available to chat.” :/ (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:42:23 GMT)

Pulkit H2So4 ne pura bachpan jala dala……….. (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:40:30 GMT)

Pulkit The glitch that I’ve found is just too awesome!!! (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:25:37 GMT)

Pulkit Just found a huge bug on facebook..It’s bigger than you can even imagine.Violating all privacy rights,now.  (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:18:45 GMT)

Pulkit Starting reproduction now.  (Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:51:12 GMT)

Pulkit Crack the code!!!!. *Beguxa,tivek,larvgal,sulliv,visibl,sharic?,miti?,sulliv,sausabi,oriocl* these all are names.Let’s see if you can crack it!! (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:10:15 GMT)

Pulkit TCS not seeing rise in staff departures whereas Infosys and Wipro have confirmed that staff resignations have risen in the past three months..!! (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:58:09 GMT)

Pulkit Does anybody know if any teachers who are on Facebook? Mukesh sir is there.Anybody else too? (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:50:59 GMT)

Pulkit How about a Soumya ma’am’s fan page?  (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:46:56 GMT)

Pulkit Tomorrow is the last exam!  (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:44:35 GMT)

Pulkit is wondering why can’t my dad ever figure it out if it is a replay or the live match? (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:56:06 GMT)

Pulkit has to do an all nighter at any cost! I have 7 hours.To know what happens,see my status at 5 in the morning.  (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:08:29 GMT)

Pulkit is a proud owner of 2 Science books.Half notes here,half notes there= severe headache. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:07:12 GMT)

Pulkit Loves all his teachers.Specially Soumya ma’am. hehe (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:00:08 GMT)

Pulkit 38 figures,yes figures and not diagrams in Science in total.38 is just too much! I barely can barely make one-fourth of them! (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:04:31 GMT)

Pulkit Happy Birthday Mac OS X ! (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:41:40 GMT)

Pulkit Losing 150 totally original quiz questions hurts a lot  (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:52:12 GMT)

Pulkit My N70′s LCD is showing pantiyaa Switches itself off whenever I feel like using my phone.Works perfectly when I’m not using it. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:37:45 GMT)

Pulkit Will make a list of all my statuses and post them on my blog.Trust me,it will get me traffic.Loads of traffic. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:36:31 GMT)

Pulkit Has nothing to do.So I’m updating my status and spamming your homepages. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:26:50 GMT)

Pulkit Now even my dad is fluent in sarcasm.Courtesy:My mom. :/ (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:11:32 GMT)

Pulkit Abe Oo witch’s! (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 10:04:37 GMT)

Pulkit Is board. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:44:01 GMT)

Pulkit has no idea what having fun means.Still has a vague picture in mind but it’s a little too vague to interpret the true meaning.Anyone here knows it’s meaning???(Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:43:49 GMT)

Pulkit Should I actually change my Facebook name to Pulkit ‘status beast’ Kaushik?? :/ (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:43:34 GMT)

Pulkit has no idea what having fun means.Still has a vague picture in mind but it’s a little too vague to interpret the true meaning.Anyone here knows it’s meaning???(Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:43:11 GMT)

Pulkit Should I actually change my Facebook name to Pulkit ‘status beast’ Kaushik?? :/ (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:42:44 GMT)

Pulkit The science paper will be too easy.Stop studying so much guys! Trust me,it’s going to be a lot easier than last year’s and year’s paper is a cake walk. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:42:22 GMT)

Pulkit Does my statuses bother you?Please feel free to comment.I won’t mind.Tell me if they actually bother/trouble/irritate/piss you off.I’ll hold no grudges at all:)(Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:23:21 GMT)

Pulkit is TheDolt. (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:22:26 GMT)

Pulkit Science mein bhi lagegi shit! (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 07:15:30 GMT)

Pulkit Is wondering if I will ever own a computer on which I could permanently disable Pagefile.Any of you except Aditya,Vivek and Akshat own a PC like that now?(Wed, 24 Mar 2010 03:08:47 GMT)

Pulkit As Jagannath V.Badami says”Feedback for the mistakes and the printing   errors you may come across..”I can’t help on this ’cause I can’t rewrite the whole book.(Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:04:48 GMT)

Pulkit Objective IQ Oriented Mathematics by Jagannath. V.Badami is a really nice book which forces you to apply your brains.But alas,it is *full* of printing errors.(Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:52:27 GMT)

Pulkit It’s 5 in the morning and I’m bored! Not even looking forward to the day…..Bbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd………… (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:54:09 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone awake? (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 23:37:04 GMT)

Pulkit Merry christmas! (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:28:32 GMT)

Pulkit Pablo is here! Say hi everyone! (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:22:33 GMT)

Pulkit Do come back again.Next time,I’ll be prepared.Will enjoy you to the fullest.Bye boards…… (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:17:53 GMT)

Pulkit Dear boards, I will miss you a lot.  (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:16:17 GMT)

Pulkit Tenderness,death,ghost.There were so many clues in question number 15 of the English paper.Can’t believe I missed them all.  (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:11:59 GMT)

Pulkit Suhas aur manu.  (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:06:59 GMT)

Pulkit 5 April please come. (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:00:15 GMT)

Pulkit Brilliant Tutorials has it’s admission test on 3rd April.Aditya’s birthday party on the same day! Brilliant can go to hell!:P PS:They have it again on 10th Apr (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:59:24 GMT)

Pulkit One advantage of having a computer all to yourself is that you never need to log out of Facebook and other accounts.You can just simply end task the browser.(Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:45:26 GMT)

Pulkit My mobile (N70) is on deathbed.After the breaking of the keypad,cracking of the body and some huge dents even the ‘ambient light sensor’ has stopped working(Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:42:39 GMT)

Pulkit ‘Paper Mate’ is the most smooth ball pen I’ve ever used.Though your hand might just slip quite often because it feels as if you are writing on water. (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:38:34 GMT)

Pulkit Mosquitoes!!! Kuuunn…….. (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:32:04 GMT)

Pulkit One thing that I have observed in the Japan Quiz.If you don’t know the answer say Mt.Fugi .The chances of your answer being right increase exponentially. (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:30:52 GMT)

Pulkit Is not on Facebook but on CBSE.nic.in . atleast my mom thinks that.  (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:27:19 GMT)

Pulkit 1500 messages deleted.Phew! Thank God they have a ‘sort by sender’ option. (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:20:42 GMT)

Pulkit Hahaha Ek aur macharrrr gaya!! ZAP! (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:11:30 GMT)

Pulkit :42:  (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:09:03 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone giving FIITJEE,VMC,BT,Narayana test anytime soon?  If yes,then padh ke jana.Muh utha ke mat chale ana.  (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:00:00 GMT)

Pulkit Not expecting anything from English.Totally up to those almost illetrate examiners.I did refrain myself from using difficult words and complex sentences in the letter but couldn’t do that in the article.Wanted to write proper English so I *did* write proper English.Dunno if the examiner will understand it……. (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 09:35:04 GMT)

Pulkit Rishte mein to hum tumharein baap lagte hain. haiieen? Naam hai Delhi Daredevils. (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:03:34 GMT)

Pulkit Mark Antony is awesome! Haha.Brutus is an honorable man….Hahaha (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:40:14 GMT)

Pulkit An year older and not an hour richer. (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:54:59 GMT)

Pulkit According to BBC in a hypothetical situation Anurag an IITian+MBA from IIM-A refuses a foreign job offer as he wants to change the trend of “brain drain”.#fail(Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:38:36 GMT)

Pulkit Over confidence and English.Hahahaha (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:48:36 GMT)

Pulkit Half a month of torture still left…..WAIT! Make that a fortnight,seems a little closer to freedom like that.Or WAIT! Make that 14 days,helps a little more.  (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:35:40 GMT)

Pulkit 4 chapters and writing still left……Hahaha! (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:13:55 GMT)

Pulkit Some lan party in DLF promenade on 10th april.Anyone interested in coming? Please spread the word if possible. (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:18:17 GMT)

Pulkit Gonna start with English now. (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 14:18:27 GMT)

Pulkit Too many people spend money they haven’t earned,to buy things they don’t want,to impress people they don’t like. (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:49:02 GMT)

Pulkit Crossed the 120 kmph barrier today!! If not for that pothole I could have easily crossed 130! (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:48:49 GMT)

Pulkit We didn’t inherit the Earth from our ancestors,we borrowed it from our children.So,let’s give the Earth back to them in it’s full glory. #World Water Day (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 09:33:46 GMT)

Pulkit Is watching all the *Maaza mango* ads featuring *Katrina*.Trust me,the latest one is just too good!! Tata Sky shows that one for free all day long! Ecstatic! (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:38:04 GMT)

Pulkit BBC’s English guide?! I just realised that BBC stands for Brajindra Book Company and not British Broadcasting Corporation!!! I was duped! We all were duped!(Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:37:46 GMT)

Pulkit Too many people spend money they haven’t earned,to buy things they don’t want,to impress people they don’t like. (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:07:58 GMT)

Pulkit BBC’s English guide?! I just realised that BBC stands for Brajindra Book Company and not British Broadcasting Corporation!!! I was duped! We all were duped!(Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:07:26 GMT)

Pulkit The only possibility I see of any marks getting cut in grammar is if they ask  for a word rhyming with orange or purple. #fail status (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:07:09 GMT)

Pulkit vivacious,abrasive,whemmie,absonant,cease,twitter,tootle,subsidy,stampede,vis-a-vis,provoke are some of the words that I will refrain from using. #english exam (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:53:29 GMT)

Pulkit It’s nearly impossible to write good and not use all of your vocabulary at the same time. #English Exam (Mon, 22 Mar 2010 06:49:18 GMT)

Pulkit Wow! Why would she do it? I didn’t hurt her…Nor I troubled her.I considered her a friend.She didn’t even wish me luck for the boards Ishita Aggarwal. :/:(:’( (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:23:09 GMT)

Pulkit When you mix brain,looks,attitude,impression,stupidity and love you get Savya Mittal. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:22:15 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone out there? (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:00:21 GMT)

Pulkit Short circuit in house.Missed the Super Over.#FML (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:48:24 GMT)

Pulkit Shortcircuit in house.Missed the Super Over.#FML (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:48:24 GMT)

Pulkit Super over!!!! Tune in now!! Epic!! (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:48:23 GMT)

Pulkit Unseen full.Grammar full.Writing -5.Literature -7.Expected marks >85:) (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 16:07:41 GMT)

Pulkit Will try to make small sentencers and will refrain from using difficult words in the English paper. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 11:47:55 GMT)

Pulkit My status updates are more frequent that Mashable’s fanpage feeds. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 07:13:00 GMT)

Pulkit Bihari in a chinese restaurant: Bhai jara subzi wali Gujiya dena…..Restaurant wala: Kya??Another boy: arey yaar ye bihari Momos maang raha hai…. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 06:53:27 GMT)

Pulkit Met a weirdo today.According to him Vidya Balan looked ‘pretty hot’ in the movie Paa. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 06:45:25 GMT)

Pulkit Let’s start this again.What does IDK mean? (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 06:42:18 GMT)

Pulkit this has to be the most boring status ever in the history of Facebook. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 06:30:49 GMT)

Pulkit Mongoose bat For the moment, 100 bats in  two categories will be launched in India and all of them would be signed  by Hayden, according to Fernandez. They are priced at between Rs.  17,000 and Rs. 23,000. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 04:31:57 GMT)

Pulkit ‘He shot father of witness,so gets life term.Was earlier sentenced to life term for killing students’ Union leader.’ #Epic Fail (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:12:01 GMT)

Pulkit Please refrain from calling SST Social Science.It’s an insult to Science. (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:05:54 GMT)

Pulkit Chappa chappa charkha chale…… (Sun, 21 Mar 2010 02:02:15 GMT)

Pulkit Is fleepy…Aaaoon#Yawn.Foodnight. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:11:43 GMT)

Pulkit Doesn’t want to update his status…… (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:08:59 GMT)

Pulkit wasted 20 minutes searching for my spectales while I was wearing them,again. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:05:06 GMT)

Pulkit After boards it will be social notworking. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:02:20 GMT)

Pulkit 50 paise per status update. :/ (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:00:41 GMT)

Pulkit Noor-e-khuda..Noor-e-khuda…… (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:00:03 GMT)

Pulkit I love updating my status.Don’t I?! I’ve gotten addicted to it to some extent. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:58:19 GMT)

Pulkit Cardiologists have an interesting profession. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:55:13 GMT)

Pulkit When I tell my friends that I have a blog,I get the same response -”where is it? On IBIBO? How many *followers* do you have? You write stuff or copy paste it?:/(Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:48:12 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone out there?Hello?Anyone? Oh! There you are!Right in front of the monitor! Can’t see you clearly…Who are you? You look like <insert name of choice>…..?(Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:35:01 GMT)

Pulkit Mexican telecoms tycoon Carlos richest man on Earth.It is the first time that an American has not been at the top of the list since 1994.Two Indians in the top 5(Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:15:38 GMT)

Pulkit Baby dies of malnutrition as mom and dad were busy raising a virtual child on the internet.It is reported they were mentally unstable.Well that’s obvious! (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:09:37 GMT)

Pulkit 11 tigers starve to death in China zoo this year,which apparently is the Year of the Tiger in the lunar calendar. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:05:14 GMT)

Pulkit Hahahaha!!! For the first time ever! My name was announced on radio! Hahaha awesome!!! (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 18:07:33 GMT)

Pulkit India is the country with the cheapest call rates in the whole world but still we don’t have broadband internet in the country. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:57:10 GMT)

Pulkit Wait! No! We still don’t have broadband internet in our country. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:55:36 GMT)

Pulkit Finally we have broadband internet in this country. (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:52:15 GMT)

Pulkit Twelve and holding.Anyone seen it? (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:49:52 GMT)

Pulkit How much do you think it will take to prepare for FIITJEE tests? That is IQ and PCM.?? (Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:32:35 GMT)

Pulkit If I get into FIITJEE then PCM with computers is sure shot.The school will have to give me that stream!They can’t let so much money of my parents get wasted.(Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:04:44 GMT)

Pulkit I’m prepared.Fully prepared to face the two most difficult years of my life. (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:02:30 GMT)

Pulkit I have found my mentors.They are on Facebook.Any guesses? (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:01:03 GMT)

Pulkit Posting blank scrap on Orkut: *Open any scrapbook. *Write [i] in d scrapbk. *Don’t write anythng else in the scrapbook & submit the scrap. OK.Done! (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:40:53 GMT)

Pulkit FIIT-JEE discount to le ke rahungaaaaaaaaaa!!! (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:30:14 GMT)

Pulkit How can you study *hard* for English? (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:58:08 GMT)

Pulkit Xbox 360 rumours – Slim  edition and USB storage (via Digit) (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:34:29 GMT)

Pulkit Free GF Points!! http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/remote/html_server.php?xw_controller=marketplace&xw_action=fan_blast&xw_city=4&tmp=9a64cca710ae335462e84580cba5ae21&cb=10470158681268877392&id=18 (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:41:10 GMT)

Pulkit Hindi went just a little too good  (Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:33:24 GMT)

Pulkit ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Sshh! I’m sleeping! (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:46:24 GMT)

Pulkit Hello exams! How are you?Is everything fine? Er..Can you do me a favour please? Just one.Nothing else.Please? CAN YOU GET OUT OF LIFE FOR GOD’S SAKE?!(Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:56:18 GMT)

Pulkit Samay ho gaya hai ratri ke do bajkar pandrah minute aur aap sun rahe hain TheDolt FM. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:54:12 GMT)

Pulkit I get tense,very tense when it comes to studies.But I still don’t study……  (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:51:32 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone awake? (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:48:36 GMT)

Pulkit Kaisa khuda hai tu,bas naam ka hai tu,jo teri itni si bhiiii naaa chali……. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:32:39 GMT)

Pulkit Pepsi is nothing without the fizz…. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:24:54 GMT)

Pulkit @life: Ok.You’ve been trying to make me understand this for a long time.Finally I agree.I have to agree.I.am.a.late.bloomer. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:42:23 GMT)

Pulkit Narayana?VMC?FIITJEE?Brilliant? (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:33:38 GMT)

Pulkit Will they accept me?Am I that good?Would I be able to cope up ? Will it help me? There questions are bugging me since quite a while now.V MC,pls pls pls pls!!(Thu, 18 Mar 2010 17:26:35 GMT)

Pulkit What would happen if I join an institute,attend it’s classes regularly and then after the board results the school refuses to give me PCM? (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:41:07 GMT)

Pulkit So,did anybody notice a speed increase on their MTNL internet? (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:37:58 GMT)

Pulkit 31st Please come. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 11:24:20 GMT)

Pulkit 21 days since I’ve seen a video.Video as in any video,song,movie,family videos,<ahem ahem> video……For audio music all I have is the radio in my phone. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 09:51:57 GMT)

Pulkit Ki to lagi………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….#Hindieeeew (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:47:12 GMT)

Pulkit Just woke up.Shouldn’t have slept so much.Got to do Hindi. (Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:02:49 GMT)

Pulkit Feels like listening to static on radio rather than actual music. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:52:58 GMT)

Pulkit Looks like Facebook mobile is not working properly.Though if you can see this status,I take my words back. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:52:06 GMT)

Pulkit You know what? Ok.I lose.You do know what. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:47:03 GMT)

Pulkit Will fail in Hindi for sure. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:38:30 GMT)

Pulkit Delhi  (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:34:10 GMT)

Pulkit We will lose. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:04:42 GMT)

Pulkit FTV is a discovery channel for kids. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:03:31 GMT)

Pulkit What a beamer! Hahaha.Amazing! (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:00:37 GMT)

Pulkit Maya ki Mala.Live example of public money being wasted. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:55:38 GMT)

Pulkit Yogesh Nair.Respect! Watta  catch! Awesome. I literally jumped! (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:51:14 GMT)

Pulkit Looks like the grapes are sour you small brain big ass. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:16:27 GMT)

Pulkit Has not been updating his status frequently.Don’t worry.I’ll try and update it more often.  (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:17:48 GMT)

Pulkit What’s the price of an IPL ticket? (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:52:37 GMT)

Pulkit CBSE pesh karta hai khas aapke liye, 5th-31st March 10:15am-1:30pm rangarang karyakrm  ”UD GAYE TOTE” ka special show..Watch live in exam hall! (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:50:28 GMT)

Pulkit HELP! HELP!.Hindi ke question answers ki reading karte ho ya SST ki tarah yaad karte ho? (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:47:45 GMT)

Pulkit Adha mahina beet gaya boards shuru hue…..Par padhne ka man abhi bhi nahin karta….. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:36:02 GMT)

Pulkit Preeti Chota Traktor Mehta,boards ke bad apne blog pe teri achi vali lunga…….. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:32:03 GMT)

Pulkit ‘My <insert family member> his/civ teacher/class teacher is PREETI MEHTA!!!! Ye kya hai? Jiska status’ dekho uske status par yahi likha hai! (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:21:43 GMT)

Pulkit My mom is fluent in sarcasm.She’s even better than me! (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:18:17 GMT)

Pulkit My parents are forcing me to get married! What should I do?! (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:16:06 GMT)

Pulkit Paraspar sambandh rakhne vale ek se adhik *vayaktiyo*  ke mel ki prakriya samas kehlati hain. (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:08:04 GMT)

Pulkit Hindi paper easy ayega.Sare question easy aur straight forward hongay…………..AISA SOCHNA BHI MAT!!!! (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:51:36 GMT)

Pulkit Will Delhi Daredevils succeed in adding one more win to their account or will we again witness a mumbai Indians vs Rajasthan Royals like scenario? (Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:41:07 GMT)

Pulkit Is sad for no reason at all.  (Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:35:49 GMT)

Pulkit QUESTION QUESTION.  Give one similarity between Facebook chat and MTNL Dolphin. (Tue, 16 Mar 2010 11:48:41 GMT)

Pulkit (｡◕‿◕｡) (Tue, 16 Mar 2010 08:05:11 GMT)

Pulkit The ‘middle finger gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play ‘The Clouds’. (Tue, 16 Mar 2010 06:45:38 GMT)

Pulkit And you became my destiny,ab tu hi meri manzil! Dar bahane kar ke le gayi dil le gayi dil.. (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:37:52 GMT)

Pulkit Sajdaaa tera sajdaaaa… (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:34:52 GMT)

Pulkit For some odd reason I get senti and nostalgic at night… (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 19:24:39 GMT)

Pulkit Er..What’s a computer? I’ve heard this term before but can’t remember properly.Help please…,<Sankhyavachak,jativachak,nijvachak,…….> (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:53:09 GMT)

Pulkit What is distracting the players more? 1. The insects 2.The cheerleaders. (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:27:20 GMT)

Pulkit More spectators or mosquito’s? (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:14:15 GMT)

Pulkit I miss my PSP.I miss my iPod.I miss my blog.I miss my computer.I miss my music.I miss my Digit.I miss my technology.I miss my TV.In shortI, miss my life.(Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:26:10 GMT)

Pulkit Trust me,27th 28th 29th and 30th of March will be the most painfull days of our lives…….. (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:22:28 GMT)

Pulkit English,maths,physics and chemistry.This will be my life in 11th(hopefully). (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:15:45 GMT)

Pulkit Studies should bend into life.Not life into studies……. (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 09:15:32 GMT)

Pulkit Crushes have crushed me….. (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:54:47 GMT)

Pulkit Airtel free GPRS trick With airtel live settings through a proxy.Go To http://live.airtelworld.co.in/flyproxy.com on your mobile.Try it and tell me if it works.(Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:52:03 GMT)

Pulkit “Tampering should  be allowed”, says Afridi.Any more demands,sir? Sledging?  Match-Fixing?Betting?Violence on the field? Cabaret for you? (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:35:27 GMT)

Pulkit Dialling random numbers now.People pick up phone,yawn,say hello and I give them an offer of free mosquito coil if they buy a Toyota Camry.Then I get abused…:D (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:02:42 GMT)

Pulkit MTNL came up with the best cost cutting measure ever.Now customer care will be available from 7 in the morning till 8:30 in the night.Ingenious isn’t it? (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:33:35 GMT)

Pulkit MTNL came up with the best cost cutting measure ever.Now customer care will be available from 7 in the morning to 8:30 in the night.Ingenious isn’t it? (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:29:02 GMT)

Pulkit Love Guru.Has anybody seen it? (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:16:47 GMT)

Pulkit Mark Zukerberg I know you are reading this.Now get that secretary of yours off your lap and fix the CHAT.And trust me I still don’t know how to spell your  name(Sun, 14 Mar 2010 21:04:33 GMT)

Pulkit If I get science stream in 11th should I join IIT coaching classes?I’ll have to give up on a lot of things like my plans of blogging,quizzing,japan quiz etc. ? (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:53:33 GMT)

Pulkit Yaaron,dosti badi hi haseen hai.Ye na ho tooo,kyaaa phiiiir bolo ye yindagi hai…….. (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 19:46:30 GMT)

Pulkit The best way to make sure your enemies get pissed off and irrated to the highest level possible is to gift them a mobile with a MTNL Dolphin connection. (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:52:12 GMT)

Pulkit BHARAT MATA KI JAI!! BHARAT MATA KI JAI!! BHARAT MATA KI JAI!! BHARAT MATA KI. Bored. (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:46:08 GMT)

Pulkit I had a 200MB cap on my net connection.It’s not even 15th and i’ve used 450MB! (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:43:18 GMT)

Pulkit Salle.Sab ka number chala gaya.Us ka bhi! (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:37:08 GMT)

Pulkit Sending 1500 messages in a month without a SMS plan was not a good idea afterall. (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:21:37 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone awake? (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:19:47 GMT)

Pulkit Ka padhne ka man nahin kar raha… (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:09:41 GMT)

Pulkit It gives me a satisfying feel when people call/talk to me before buying a gadget as they need an *expert* advise. (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:01:29 GMT)

Pulkit I’d rather be hated than misunderstood. (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:33:55 GMT)

Pulkit Skeletons.Dead skeletons. (Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:09:21 GMT)

Pulkit We know the right hand rule. (Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:05:42 GMT)

Pulkit We know it’s not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply  the force. (Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:05:33 GMT)

Pulkit According to Newton, if two bodies interact, the forces are equal and  opposite. (Sat, 13 Mar 2010 17:05:20 GMT)

Pulkit Dare to date is the best comedy programme! Hahaha (Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:00:33 GMT)

Pulkit any 11th ‘E’ student here? (Sat, 13 Mar 2010 11:36:13 GMT)

Pulkit Wait! Nokia 5233 has a 9.4MHz Processor? How is that possible? (Sat, 13 Mar 2010 05:44:52 GMT)

Pulkit Loves Facebook.Not because it lets me connect with my friends but because it gives me a space of my own. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:06:47 GMT)

Pulkit Anyone awake? If you are,then don’t ignore this status as were going to do. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:38:22 GMT)

Pulkit Ishita Aggarwal,I need your help.That is the only way out.Only you can help me.You’ll help me,won’t you? Just find out if she is still there in school or not. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:34:05 GMT)

Pulkit I found a friend in you.A true friend.Someone with whom I could be myself.But dunno why.Why.Why.Why. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:30:55 GMT)

Pulkit I need her number.Lost it when I lost all my contacts.For some reason,even she did not call me.Not even once in all there months. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:28:36 GMT)

Pulkit Needs to talk to her.I need her….But nothing can happen before 31st.Screw you CBSE.Screw you! (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:26:36 GMT)

Pulkit It was 15th jan when I last saw her.It was 20 when I last talked to her.It was 1 march when i last called her.For some damn reason she ignored me. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:25:05 GMT)

Pulkit I talked to her,she talked back.I messaged her,she messaged back.I called her,she called back.I missed her,she missed me.And then it went out in a puff of air. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:21:55 GMT)

Pulkit Caution:Studying is injurious to health.It can damage your liver and kidney.It also posses a significant risk to your brain which can result in you going insane (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:47:16 GMT)

Pulkit Hates KKR.Hates Deccan Chargers.I’m a Delhi Daredevil all the way!  (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:38:48 GMT)

Pulkit Ok.I think it’s high time.Stop stalking me on Facebook now.I know you’ve been doing it.Stop now.  (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:37:13 GMT)

Pulkit My mother is fluent in sarcasm. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:33:54 GMT)

Pulkit A shop sells chocolates @ Re.1 each. U can xchnge 3 wrapers for 1 chocolate. If u hv Rs.15 hw mny chocolates can u totaly get? IIM personal interview ques. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:08:06 GMT)

Pulkit Is listening to Ketchup.Anybody remembers it? I can see you feeling nostalgic.  (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:47:46 GMT)

Pulkit I still remember the time when I used to think that Gassolina was a punjabi song. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 14:46:19 GMT)

Pulkit Wants to work on the Code Warriors fanpage but has to study Hindeeeewww. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:42:03 GMT)

Pulkit Ahhh……Starting Hindeeeeewww… (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:40:34 GMT)

Pulkit All I’ve done today is sleep.Woke up at 10.Had breakfast.Slept at 12.Woke up at 3.Oh I’m again feeling a bit sleepy.Yawn. (Fri, 12 Mar 2010 09:38:15 GMT)

Pulkit been trying for four months now to solve the TCS IT Wiz’s rubics cube. (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:10:37 GMT)

Pulkit Preeti Mehta:” I’m sorry but I don’t understand the word sorry.” :/ (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:12:09 GMT)

Pulkit Finally got my pulkit.thegeek@gmail.com back!!! but it’s too late to switch from pulkitt.thegeek@gmail.com (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:10:33 GMT)

Pulkit Is pissed off.Might hack someone’s account to release my anger.  (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:20:06 GMT)

Pulkit Ok tell me,can the sum of 2 numbers be more than the product of the same 2 numbers? The sum and product are 6 and 4 respectively.Please tell! (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:03:21 GMT)

Pulkit FML. (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:01:10 GMT)

Pulkit Chances of PCM with computers in 11th are not very bright. #FML (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:00:53 GMT)

Pulkit Till yesterday,I loved maths but now I HATE IT! (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:56:37 GMT)

Pulkit Maths owned me.Bullshit paper.Set 3. :’( (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 08:53:17 GMT)

Pulkit wants to meet the guy who is called a noob by the guy whom I call a noob.Er..you got it right? (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:06:49 GMT)

Pulkit There’s nothing better than killing a mosquito and then observing it by turning it up,down and sideways. (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:15:26 GMT)

Pulkit Every time I use the word paranoid,Marvin comes to my mind.And every time I see an electrical circuit,it’s the Vogon’s. (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:36:23 GMT)

Pulkit One is supposed to update his/her status about what one is doing or thinking.Isn’t it? So WHY shouldn’t I update my status about Maths,like I did for SST? (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:24:36 GMT)

Pulkit Stealing should be made legal.Because that’s the only way I can get my hands on Alienware stuff. (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:07:15 GMT)

Pulkit Stealing should be made legal.Because that’s the only way I can get my hands on Alienware stuff. (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:49:50 GMT)

Pulkit Orange ka rang orange hota hai par apple ka rang apple nahin hota.Hahahahahahaha (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:24:54 GMT)

Pulkit Next starring Nicolas Cage is one of the most awesome movies I’ve ever seen. (Tue, 09 Mar 2010 10:26:33 GMT)

Pulkit Preconceptions are usually misconceptions. (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:47:40 GMT)

Pulkit Emotional Atyachar is the best reality show I’ve seen till date.Hahahahaha! (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:52:24 GMT)

Pulkit Ladies first but only after me.  (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:25:53 GMT)

Pulkit Is in dire need of some exercising.Will probably rejoin the gym after boards.Never experienced pain in the heart while running. (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:00:57 GMT)

Pulkit Being meticulous is the first step towards success.If this feeling continues I fear I will never be successfull. (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:48:51 GMT)

Pulkit Any one awake? (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:40:58 GMT)

Pulkit Just wait and watch what havoc I create in quizzes in 11th.3 months for preparing.Wiki+archives+news=podium. (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 18:36:13 GMT)

Pulkit Button khula hai aapka.Hahahahahahahaha (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:13:31 GMT)

Pulkit Enjoyed HDFC Spell Bee thoroughly! Congrats Anand! (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:01:32 GMT)

Pulkit National finals of HDFC Spell Bee at 8pm today only on National Geographic.I’ll be enacting as the 4th team while sitting at home.Let’s see if I win.  (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:32:12 GMT)

Pulkit 2 guava’s and a bottle of tomato ketchup is all I need.  (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:36:16 GMT)

Pulkit National finals of HDFC Spelling Bee at 8pm today only on National Geographic.I’ll be enacting as the 4th team while sitting at home.Let’s see if I win.  (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 07:18:39 GMT)

Pulkit Those geography dams have succesfully been damned.Let’s try to make some hydral energy to do maths now. (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 05:08:01 GMT)

Pulkit Human is divine. (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:09:55 GMT)

Pulkit Random thoughts come to my mind.Either I write them DOWN or status them UP.  (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:49:47 GMT)

Pulkit The only thing I like talking about is technology.No movies,no sports,not even girls for that matter.  (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:46:48 GMT)

Pulkit Please understand this.Desktop is nothing but a folder with a customizable background that opens up automatically when your computer is started up. (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:33:22 GMT)

Pulkit Kurkure made with Rajma.Anybody brave enough to give it a shot? (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:53:14 GMT)

Pulkit Ivan Pope is not *the Pope*. (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:05:20 GMT)

Pulkit Are you satisfied with the speed change by MTNL?To those you are blissfully unaware,please check out my last to last status. (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:02:52 GMT)

Pulkit Mathematical humour is always funny.Haha (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:00:27 GMT)

Pulkit Misses AXXO.Screw you Mininova! “Licensed work” my foot! Get AXXO back! Get all his torrents back! (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:59:23 GMT)

Pulkit wonders how will it actually feel to torrent stuff at nearly 64 kbps.A 700 MB movie in 3 hrs! WOW! . (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:57:18 GMT)

Pulkit MTNL made me gay! (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:53:51 GMT)

Pulkit Is waiting for 15th march. 512 kbps at the same rate as of 256 kbpsTHANKS! MTNL! (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:52:49 GMT)

Pulkit #news for every MTNL Tri Band 599 plan (256 kbps) subscriber.MTNL has decided to DOUBLE the speed for this plan! From 15th march onwards we’ll get 512 kbps! (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:42:20 GMT)

Pulkit Finally something informative on television.Semi-finals Spelling bee.Nat Geo at 4 pm.  (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 10:23:24 GMT)

Pulkit SST done.Let’s focus on maths now.By this i mean updating my status 20 times a day about maths.  (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:31:27 GMT)

Pulkit No,just kidding.Won’t do that. (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:31:27 GMT)

Pulkit Ode to a small lump of green putty i found in my armpits one midsummer morning. (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:30:24 GMT)

Pulkit Parthiv Ghosh.Thanks man!!!!!!! you rock!!!!! (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:19:32 GMT)

Pulkit and Vishal Tripathi, Shashank Sanket , Vs Karthick thanku too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:06:48 GMT)

Pulkit Thank you Savya Mittal.Ashish Kaushik, Nupur Assudani, Prashast Gupta ,Aditya Xzhibit Kumar , Agrim ‘Silveredge’ Singh, Karun Mittal  for wishing me best of luck and supporting me,It’s because of you that I ACED THROUGH SST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:48:14 GMT)

Pulkit Kingston releases monster  256GB flash drive, the DataTraveler 310, for a monstrous Rs 48,000 (via Digit) (Fri, 05 Mar 2010 08:41:48 GMT)

Pulkit Can’t sleep! Trying for an hour now! Just can’t sleep! I have bored in 8 hours! Have to sleep for atleast 6 hours! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:43:00 GMT)

Pulkit 0 hours and 0 minutes left.GO.KICK.YEAH! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:29:42 GMT)

Pulkit Remember,Dislexics are teople poo. (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:11:00 GMT)

Pulkit Doesn’t feel like updating my status but i have on idea why i am typing this stupid status and not focusing on the making of…Ok! No more SST! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:09:16 GMT)

Pulkit I’m so tensed that I didn’t even realise that I was revising atomic numbers! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:02:37 GMT)

Pulkit 2 mbps!! yeah! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:45:10 GMT)

Pulkit Hardwork never pays off.It’s the passion that does. (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:16:52 GMT)

Pulkit @ All those people who blocked me from there feeds and can ofcourse not see this status update unless they visit my wall,please unhide me.No more SST from now. (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:50:41 GMT)

Pulkit Eat,sleep,change facebook status.That is life. (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:42:52 GMT)

Pulkit Ok.I’ll not write about SST in my subsequent status updates. Everyone happy now?! #2 more chapt….Ok! Fine! No more SST.  (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:40:58 GMT)

Pulkit 2 chapters eco.1 1/2 civics and novels left.Planning to finish eco by 7pm.And then civics by 9-9:30.Then novels and a quick revision of making of a global world(Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:31:45 GMT)

Pulkit I’ve never gotten a 90% in anything and now they expect me to get 90% in everything! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:19:43 GMT)

Pulkit I got this message from facebook “Karan has removed this status, so it cannot be commented on.” anyone except karan bother to explain? (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 06:01:39 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook says “Std rates apply”.What does this mean? Standard rates or STD rates? (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:59:52 GMT)

Pulkit At what time are you guys planning to reach Mount Carmel? I’ll leave from my house at 9,it’s a 5 minute drive. (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:56:16 GMT)

Pulkit Don’t give me some sunshine,don’t give any rain,just give me a couple more days to stablize my SST train! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:51:36 GMT)

Pulkit Tomorrow. It seemed so far away, when we entered class 10th. And now that damn thing is tomorrow.Tomorrow! #shivering (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:04:52 GMT)

Pulkit screwed up,shouldn’t have slept this long.Kept the alarm 3met away.Woke up,went over to it,sat for a second,wasn’t really feeling sleepy but came back and slept(Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:28:24 GMT)

Pulkit screwed up,shouldn’t have slept this long.Kept the alarm 3 metr away.Woke up,went over it,sat for a second,wasn’t feeling really sleepy but came back and slept.(Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:25:50 GMT)

Pulkit Slept for 7 hrs. 15 more hours to study.. (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:15:06 GMT)

Pulkit 22 more hours to study! (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:01:02 GMT)

Pulkit We have 25 more hours to study.I bet i’ll study more in these 25 hours than i’ve studied in the past 480 hours. (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:37:37 GMT)

Pulkit Needs to stop talking about SST on facebook. (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:15:29 GMT)

Pulkit Is skipping 4 maps out of 13. (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:56:18 GMT)

Pulkit Today’s present is tomorrow’s past.So study now and you won’t have to say “kaash pehle padh liye hote” (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:33:32 GMT)

Pulkit Mont Blanc was not available,Lamy was available but was looking a bit odd so I settled for 3 Rolltechs.  (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:01:43 GMT)

Pulkit Shit! Tyre puncture! Stuck in mid way! Pen kahase laoon ab? Stephnie bhi nahin hai gadddi mein! (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:42:18 GMT)

Pulkit Is going out to buy a pen with which i’ll write the boreds ….My mother is insisting on getting a  Diamond Roller.Any suggestions?Money is not a constraint. (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:26:51 GMT)

Pulkit I just got this message **Aaj aap 3 sahi jawab dekar jeet sakte ho NOKIA N73,Jaldi kare.Q)Jhansi Ki Rani kon thi?A)Rani Laxmibai,B)Aamir khan. Sms A to 57272.** (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:08:32 GMT)

Pulkit Practice makes a man perfect and a woman tired. (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:41:57 GMT)

Pulkit Has 30 more hours to study.2 1/2 chapters each of Eco and Geog left.1 chapter of  civics and novels left + full SST revision. #forget about sample papers….. (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:37:47 GMT)

Pulkit Ki to lagiii!!!! (Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:39:26 GMT)

Pulkit If you want to get addicted to life either play Mafia Wars or become a Geek.Both will keep you addicted to life until boreds are looming on the horizon. (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 18:45:15 GMT)

Pulkit I pity those kids whose SST papers will be checked by Preeti “chota tracktor”  Mehta. (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:14:03 GMT)

Pulkit Rin jaisi safedi chahiye to tide lagaiye. (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:11:17 GMT)

Pulkit Maybe it’s for me to accept that I’m screwed and I’ve commited some really grave mistakes in the past.#SST (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:43:02 GMT)

Pulkit The only thing that keeps me going is the fact that I know Preeti Mehta won’t be checking my SST paper. (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:23:17 GMT)

Pulkit If only I had a photo memory. (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:20:28 GMT)

Pulkit I BLOODY HATE SST.IT HAS RUINED MY LIFE AND IT WILL AGAIN RUIN IT IN JUNE.WAIT TILL 5TH,I’LL COME HOME AND TEAR EACH AND EVERY SST NOTE AND BOOK THAT I HAVE… (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:14:41 GMT)

Pulkit You know what my aim was?finish SST once by 20th february.Do revision till 28 and solve sample papers 4 days.Today is 2nd and i’m still left with 7 chapters.(Tue, 02 Mar 2010 10:10:21 GMT)

Pulkit Regrets the fact that I did not enroll myself for Introductory IT.It would have given a boost to my overall aggregate and would have compensated for SST. (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:28:30 GMT)

Pulkit I’m depressed.I find SST interesting but it’s taking too much time.I don’t have the will to move forward.i’ll just be revising the 17 chapter that I have done . (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:28:56 GMT)

Pulkit Just woke up.Sleeping 11 hrs in a day just 3 days before the SST exam can mean only 2 things  1. You’re finished with the SST syllabus 2. You have given up. (Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:14:07 GMT)

Pulkit Quick! See the back cover of Civics textbook!Awesome cartoon right in the centre. (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:40:31 GMT)

Pulkit Civics textbook X.Acknowledgemnts:”flikr for the use of the photograp on said 36,under “Creative Commons”. (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:34:11 GMT)

Pulkit Hates the so called SMS language.”Vy riht lyk dis? Whts d uz?” Write properly if you want to talk to me or goodbye. (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:51:11 GMT)

Pulkit Tujhe yaad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna.Kisiii sssseee abbbb kyaaaaaa kehnaaaaaaa.Tujhe yaad na meri….. (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:24:31 GMT)

Pulkit BHHHHAAAARRRRRAAAAAT MAAAAAAATAAAAAAA KIIIIIIII (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:22:23 GMT)

Pulkit What goes around goes around goes around comes all the way back around……..Yay…… (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:02:09 GMT)

Pulkit Nokia Siemens win 3G order in Poland. (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:57:46 GMT)

Pulkit Has used the emoticon :’( quite a few times now. :’( (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:51:52 GMT)

Pulkit Of typos and mistakes… (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:49:54 GMT)

Pulkit 3 days.Just 3 more days.Friday the, 5th seemed so distant when we entered 10th or even when we were giving the pre-boreds.Time flies by and it takes you along.(Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:35:06 GMT)

Pulkit Today is 1st…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Of march!!!!!!! (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:27:31 GMT)

Pulkit Is desperately waiting for the 31st………..Well in that case,even the 27th will do… (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:56:18 GMT)

Pulkit 3 geog chapters.2 Eco.3 civics.How much time will they take? (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:53:51 GMT)

Pulkit Oh.My english is going down the drain.(see my previous status). Correction: Sever=Sewer in my last two status. (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:50:15 GMT)

Pulkit With a sever pipe broken in my house,down the drain now seems so ironical. (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:47:36 GMT)

Pulkit A sever pipe in my house broke in the morning.And now my house is no more a house.It’s a sever with pitch black water with loads of eewwww!!! (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:45:41 GMT)

Pulkit How many of you are currently looking like Avatar in making? (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:10:22 GMT)

Pulkit Is wondering what would happen if the boards gives me 99 is SST? ) (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:23:44 GMT)

Pulkit Went out of the house and got all the SST notes back.Somehow found them.Thankfully they are just a little damp and nothing else. #failure (Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:22:13 GMT)

Pulkit Updating status is one of the most basics things that a user should do on facebook.But as always,the foundation is not well built. (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:41:50 GMT)

Pulkit Google+Facebook+friends=255 messages in a day.WOW! (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:15:58 GMT)

Pulkit Kis bevkuf ne Preeti Mehta ke additional questions yaad kiye hai? (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 14:24:30 GMT)

Pulkit Doesn’t want to give the SST paper.I know I’m being impossible and you guys have helped me a lot.But some things are bound to happen…. (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 13:52:17 GMT)

Pulkit Tell me if I’m wrong.In SST 20 marks are internal?I’ve submitted my projects.to pass i need 20 more marks? (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:11:22 GMT)

Pulkit I give up.SST is not for me.I’m throwing all the SST notes and will focus on maths and science from now.Who cases anyway if I get 40 in SST? (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:07:54 GMT)

Pulkit #include<boy.h> #include<girl.h> main( ) { int propose,ok; if(propose==ok) printf(“rose”); else printf(“slipper”); getch();  } (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:36:22 GMT)

Pulkit Ok so we are mugging up 350 questions out of which only 20 will be asked.The probability of the ques. coming in the exam which you just revised is only 0.057(Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:12:24 GMT)

Pulkit Just read the Capricon’s weekly forecast in Delhi Times.And it’s so god damn true! Correct for me ! Word by word ! The only problem is that I.Am.A.Saggitarius!(Sun, 28 Feb 2010 07:10:04 GMT)

Pulkit Has mastered the art of writing status in less than 140 characters.Most of my status have been sent through facebook SMS which sucks! (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:25:19 GMT)

Pulkit 42 it is! Go stick your head in a pig! (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:07:29 GMT)

Pulkit SST:Social Studies.We socialise on facebook.It’s the place where most people socialise.Here we learn about socialising.So why don’t they teach about facebook?!(Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:06:52 GMT)

Pulkit Ok so don’t curse me for reminding you but there are just 4 1/2 days left for the SST paper….. :’( (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:04:18 GMT)

Pulkit “Gandhiji was convinced that it was the duty of the women to look after home and hearth,be good wives and good mothers.” Bapu kyon bakwaas ki apne? (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 05:59:13 GMT)

Pulkit CBSE pesh karta hai khas apke lye 3-31 March 10:30am-1:30pm rangarang karykrm  ”UD GAYE TOTE” ka spcl show..Watch live in exam hall !!  (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 05:29:46 GMT)

Pulkit When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:49:02 GMT)

Pulkit The world is a play of God,a cosmic joke,yet the answer is 42. (Sun, 28 Feb 2010 03:46:21 GMT)

Pulkit You have successfully connected your WordPress.com blog with your Facebook  account. (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:36:02 GMT)

Pulkit Mic check mic check 1 2 4   1 2 4.Mic kharab hai.Change karo.3 kahan gaya? Bakwaas mic hai. (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:29:28 GMT)

Pulkit Suppose.Just suppose I get 99 in maths and 99 in science.93 in hindi and the same in English and flunk in SST.How would it feel?Would CBSE sympathise with me?(Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:06:43 GMT)

Pulkit One two three four five seven six SST ke paper mein hogi meri taitai phiiishssssssss……:’( (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:20:57 GMT)

Pulkit What exactly does one needs to do to pass a SST exam? I’ve flunked all through the year in each and every SST exam.Hope it doesn’t happen this time. (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 07:59:20 GMT)

Pulkit Boreds ne Facebook ka traffic kam kar diya…..Traffic badhao! Facebook pe aao! (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:23:30 GMT)

Pulkit Is an obsessive hater. (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:50:29 GMT)

Pulkit For some damn reason my nose has been whistling since morning and making me feel as if I am attending a rock concert organised by squely rats. (Sat, 27 Feb 2010 05:45:14 GMT)

Pulkit Supreme Bakery,RK Puram=yummm….+veg. Footlong and sandwiches=even more yummmmmer! #reminder:SST is still left :’( (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:27:42 GMT)

Pulkit SST.Why?Why? Done everything else.Why SST?Test my logical skills.Why test my Mugging up skills?I’m not a rote-learner. :’( (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:36:26 GMT)

Pulkit How about me hacking the cbse website to get all the 2010 question papers? Nah.Not possible 1.)why would they keep them on a cloud. 2.)i’m not that good. (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 10:27:41 GMT)

Pulkit “Cheryl Cole has allegedly said that she suspected that her husband Ashley had cheated on her before.” ** Yeah,it was in the paper last year you stupid girl.** (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:30:54 GMT)

Pulkit Commit all your crimes when Sachin is  batting..they­ will go unnoticed coz’ even GOD is watching him­ play!! (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:48:30 GMT)

Pulkit Holi ko mar Goli,padhle Polli!! (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:14:27 GMT)

Pulkit Would it matter to you if i started hating you? Because it didn’t matter to you when started to i like you… (Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:48:42 GMT)

Pulkit Nexus One Overclocked to 9Ghz (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:32:25 GMT)

Pulkit What is the most difficult question you have asked?  *  Pickbrain:Once a quizmaster feels he has reached “the most difficult  question” it is the end of his career, so I have a very long way to go!  The search for the most difficult question is like trying to find the  last page on the World Wide Web. (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:33:04 GMT)

Pulkit Dekhengay,kareingay,socheingay,padheingay,kheleingay,husengay,likhengay,sunegay,<insert activity in past tense>+”gay” at the end. (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:19:00 GMT)

Pulkit 1 ghante mein 6 ques ka revision.Kaisi speed hai? (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:04:26 GMT)

Pulkit Do you know of any services that send messages to your cell with tech news,jokes,computers etc. for free? What about gup-shup? Have you tried it? (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:03:50 GMT)

Pulkit Ok so i’m done with all the calculations.The end result is. I get 58.5 messages everyday on avg.Ranging from friends to facebook and google. (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:01:42 GMT)

Pulkit I feel as if she has blocked/hidden all my posts from her homepage. (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 04:54:58 GMT)

Pulkit SST revision starts.History,1st chapter.8:50am. (Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:22:28 GMT)

Pulkit Tune to 106.40 to listen to the worst cricket commentry you might have ever heard.English at it’s worst + He says “aaaaaaa” every 3 seconds for 2 seconds. (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:22:04 GMT)

Pulkit Tune to 106.40 to listen to the worst cricket commentry you might have ever heard.English at it’s worst + He says “aaaaaaa” every 3 seconds for 2 seconds. (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:01:08 GMT)

Pulkit Oh SACHIN YOU’RE GOD! LITERALYY! Sachin’s 200 !!!!! I was there to witness it!!!!!!!! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:45:00 GMT)

Pulkit I’m spamming a lot? Ain’t I? (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:35:21 GMT)

Pulkit 401 for 3 as the innings finishes with a 4. Tendulkar 200(147)  and Dhoni 68(35). Wow! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:50:59 GMT)

Pulkit Sachin Tendulkar – 200 Not Out, It has taken 20 years  in coming. Has been worth the wait !!! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:50:44 GMT)

Pulkit Lokks like after Sachin’s 200 I’lll have to study!!!!!!!!! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:49:30 GMT)

Pulkit 200!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sachin!!!!!!!!!!!! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:48:58 GMT)

Pulkit Steyn to Dhoni, SIX (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:42:49 GMT)

Pulkit Langeveldt to Tendulkar, 1 run, 136.0 kph, full toss on middle, punches it towards wide long-on for a single,  reaches 199, Dhoni doesn’t want the second, and he’s right (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:40:24 GMT)

Pulkit I’ll study 8 hours non stop if Sachin breaks the 200 mark..!!!!!!!!!! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:35:31 GMT)

Pulkit Parnell to Dhoni, SIX, targeting the pads, fullish and he flicks it away disdainfully over deep  square leg for another maximum (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:33:51 GMT)

Pulkit Parnell to Dhoni, FOUR, 139.9 kph, Dhoni thrashes that fullish delivery over the bowler’s head for a  boundary, the punishment continues (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:33:39 GMT)

Pulkit Steyn to Tendulkar, no run, oooh, a bit of a leading edge there, full on middle and leg, moved  across to work it fine, ended up going back to the bowler. (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:33:00 GMT)

Pulkit 197…..!!!!!!! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:32:20 GMT)

Pulkit ALL HAIL SACHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:26:06 GMT)

Pulkit “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they  fly by.” (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 11:11:56 GMT)

Pulkit Kisi ne Hindi ya English shuru ki? (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:52:01 GMT)

Pulkit Can a faulty video card stop a computer from booting? If you think YES then pls take the pain of explaining it to me.My PC didn’t boot up due to the same reason(Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:48:28 GMT)

Pulkit Science Tution at 5.Tutor will bring a self made paper.But he doesn’t know that i’m still not through with Science.Full Biology revision still left. #deadlines (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:40:29 GMT)

Pulkit Those of you who have been shouting that 6*9 is not 42 should stop shouting and and read that masterpiece of a book.#though masterpiece is an understatement.(Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:40:20 GMT)

Pulkit How many sample papers for SST should be fine? I’m planning to do 8. Open to suggestions.Please help. (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:38:24 GMT)

Pulkit Your status update is too long. The maximum status length is 420  characters, but it is 1686 characters long. (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:55:21 GMT)

Pulkit Marr ke kya fayada? Jiyengay aur is bakwaas system ko change karengay. #system looks to be a little gay is well. (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 07:57:54 GMT)

Pulkit Chalo bye everybody.Bye Facebook.Keep well.Take care.Don’t miss me.I’ll remember you.Love you.BTW.I’ll be back in 40 minutes.  (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:25:10 GMT)

Pulkit I wonder what would happen if the school refuses to give me PCM? Or if they say that i don’t even qualify for humanities?  (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:13:02 GMT)

Pulkit Screw you all who are reading my status.It means that you fucking done with the syllabus.Others who are not reading it know that the syllabus is raping us. #Rap(Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:12:45 GMT)

Pulkit I need some emotional support.Or just my History textbook……… (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:12:26 GMT)

Pulkit I was fiddeling with the RAM all day.I was cleaning the Motherboard all day.While the problem lied in my Graphics Card. #aaarrrrggg!!! (Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:09:19 GMT)

Pulkit Why does Sheela Dixit needs to come on radio to tell us not to feel worried about the boards?My tension increased ten folds when she said “don’t get anxious”.(Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:57:01 GMT)

Pulkit Why does Sheela Dixit needs to come on radio to tell us not to feel worried about the boards?My tension increased ten folds when she said “don’t get anxious”.(Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:46:54 GMT)

Pulkit According to Dolphin’s automated 3G settings sender,nokia n70,N96,6680,<insert 3G phone of your choice> doesn’t support 3G.So it won’t send the settings to u.(Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:41:51 GMT)

Pulkit Supreme bakery rocks!  (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:10:31 GMT)

Pulkit Is status pe comment kiya to tujhse bada gadha koi na hoga! (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:28:37 GMT)

Pulkit Kaash mera status hota:”ho gaya! Ho gaya!SST ka 42nd time revision ho gaya! Maps 10 bar kar liye! Dates ka revision 20vi bar karliya! Ab thode maze karte hein!”(Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:26:29 GMT)

Pulkit Kaash mera statur hota:”ho gaya! Ho gaya!SST ka 42nd time revision ho gaya! Maps 10 bar kar liye! Dates ka revision 20vi bar karliya! Ab thode maze karte hein!”(Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:25:03 GMT)

Pulkit Is your SST still left?haven’t completed maths?Aren’t through in Science?Skipped french?Tension mat lo.Ye sab ho jayega.Worry about english!!Eng kaisa hoga? (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:21:13 GMT)

Pulkit Hi guys.I’m very poor.Even my servant and driver are poor.I need to buy a new PC.i can’t afford it.Pls help me.A small help of 50K from you will be enough.Thx.(Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:54:14 GMT)

Pulkit Computer isn’t booting up.Problem lies in either the RAM stick or the RAM slot on the motherboard.Any suggestions? (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:49:03 GMT)

Pulkit A QUES. FOR EVERY 10thee.ATTENTION!!Complete the sentence: There are lies,damned kids and __________.IF YOU KNOW THE ANS. THEN “LIKE” THE STATUS.DON’T COMMENT! (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 07:13:04 GMT)

Pulkit WOW! Even my dadi knows about the Nokia 6600 DPS MMS Scandal! :O BTW how many of you have actually seen it?  (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 06:43:48 GMT)

Pulkit Why can’t i just skip all this school stuff and learn how MOSFET works or what happens when i make a mouse click or why is http on Port 80 and not on Port 42?(Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:47:55 GMT)

Pulkit SEE NEWS!!AAJ TAK!!STAR NEWS!!!!BOREDS POSTPONED!! POSTPONED!! WILL NOW COMMENCE FROM 10th MARCH!!!DUE TO SOME PROBLEM IN SCHOOL CENTRES!!!ZEE NEWS SHOWING 2! (Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:20:24 GMT)

Pulkit Is on mobile(SMS).Who all are online right now? (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:26:15 GMT)

Pulkit Jiyography nahin MARGRAPHY!!! (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:33:43 GMT)

Pulkit If i commit suicide,i’ll blame my parents!!! Or just the circumstances. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:47:29 GMT)

Pulkit My past experiences with love might not have been good but at least i know what love is. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:53:50 GMT)

Pulkit My past experiences with love might not have been good but at least i know what love is. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:31:55 GMT)

Pulkit It hurts me to see Bare mid-riffs turning shopping malls into navel observatories. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:10:03 GMT)

Pulkit Shilpa Singh padh le!! Facebook pe  bedne mein kuch nahin rakha hai!!! (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:55:18 GMT)

Pulkit Shilpa Singh padh le!! Facebook pe bedne mein kuch nahin rakha hai!!! (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:55:12 GMT)

Pulkit To pass in border i need to study SST.To get stream i need to do maths and science.I have time for either SST or maths and science.What should i do?! (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:33:21 GMT)

Pulkit Dad has 3G activated on his Dolphin connection with free 100 min. video call+100 MB data transfer free at 3G speeds.What a shame his mobile doesn’t support 3G.(Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:55:25 GMT)

Pulkit Eat.sleep.Change Facebook status.This is life. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:50:31 GMT)

Pulkit KeepVid has never worked for me,I wonder why. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:47:52 GMT)

Pulkit Studying+eating=tummy! Huge tummy! Weight gain! Lots of weight gain! (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:16:44 GMT)

Pulkit Padhai karne se sar mein kam aur pichwade mein zyada dard hota hai….. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:14:03 GMT)

Pulkit Great depression.No i’m not talking about Making of a Global World. (Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:05:00 GMT)

Pulkit Hopes that when he updates his status about his boreds marks in june the status has a “:D” or “#Woot” at the end. (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:54:48 GMT)

Pulkit How about a Code Warriors fan page? Might help in getting new members.Not that the current members are not good but we need people for junior events. (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 13:39:37 GMT)

Pulkit Indian Wild Ass? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:31:26 GMT)

Pulkit “Hubbardia heptaneuron” Neuron? It’s not a harmone.It’s not an organ.No it’s not even a disease. According to our Geography book it’s a SPECIES OF GRASS!!(Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:29:27 GMT)

Pulkit From when did crocodile became an endangered species? (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 11:26:49 GMT)

Pulkit A request to all the people who are done with the boreds syllabus: Go stick your head in a pig! (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:56:41 GMT)

Pulkit If every thing goes right,8 months down the line you’ll see me walking down from the TCS IT Wiz 2010′s stage with a laptop in my left hand,a trophy in right and a tear of joy trickling down from eye. (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 10:50:15 GMT)

Pulkit Intelligent people get into discussion.idiots get into arguments. (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 07:16:04 GMT)

Pulkit Aditya Salapala,now i agree.Geography.Is.Killer. (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 06:41:37 GMT)

Pulkit Let’s start with Geography.How much do u think it will take to finish Geo considering the fact that I am starting Geo from scratch? (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 02:36:14 GMT)

Pulkit Apparantely,after trying it out I have to agree to the fact that eating oranges with tomato ketchup is not actually a great idea afterall. (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:35:23 GMT)

Pulkit OMG! Finally! Finally I’ve found my G@TEWAY 2009 certificate. :O (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 08:06:17 GMT)

Pulkit 40 yr old unemployed  Russian, hacks giant AD screen, shows porn. … (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 05:48:50 GMT)

Pulkit Is thinking of making a “Fan Page” for himself. No,seriously.I’m just too popular.  (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:53:37 GMT)

Pulkit “Hyderabadi Sindhi traders ,however,ventured beyond European colonies.” haha Velle kahin ke! (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:39:51 GMT)

Pulkit Ignorance is bliss.I have to be blissfull. (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 03:27:45 GMT)

Pulkit Pg 11, TOI, 20 February.Awesome cartoon! Hahahaha (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:36:46 GMT)

Pulkit Victoria Lacatus,25 year old woman weighing 240 Kg gives birth to her first baby who weighs just 1.5 Kg.Hahahahaha (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:34:48 GMT)

Pulkit Jesus was gay,says Elton John.”i think Jesus was a compassionate,super intelligent gay man who understood human problems” lolzzz… (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 02:26:33 GMT)

Pulkit Thank god that we don’t have something like “making of the global world 2″. (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:36:11 GMT)

Pulkit The only % i have is 90%.I hate that number! I have 90! (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:31:45 GMT)

Pulkit I’ve missed lots and lots of tech news which might hurt me during TCS IT Wiz 2010.  (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:16:06 GMT)

Pulkit Juniper to outline game plan against Cisco. (Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:15:14 GMT)

Pulkit The Making of a Global World? Why couldn’t it be mating of a global world? (Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:33:38 GMT)

Pulkit Pablo is sleeping with me…  (Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:26:13 GMT)

Pulkit Being perverted doesn’t make you a pervert but it makes you vulnerable. (Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:24:57 GMT)

Pulkit Perversion is the tactic….. (Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:23:59 GMT)

Pulkit I’ve lost all contacts on my mobile.Need them so pls message of with your name.And i’ll save you  (Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:31:36 GMT)

Pulkit Today WordPress.com was down for approximately 110 minutes, our  worst downtime in four years. The outage affected 10.2 million blogs,  including our VIPs, and appears to have deprived those blogs of about  5.5 million pageviews. (Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:54:25 GMT)

Pulkit Aashit Manchanda.  Gunjan Wadhwani accepted your friend request (Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:22:49 GMT)

Pulkit is going to get a gift for Nupur Assudani. (Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:14:02 GMT)

Pulkit Sahil Verman sent a request using Mafia Wars: ???????????????? (Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:37:17 GMT)

Pulkit so what if I like stuff toys? Why can’t a boy like stuff toys!!!!????? WHY??? So what if I named my stuff dog PABLO? ////// (Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:36:35 GMT)

Pulkit is waiting for tomorrow Nupur Assudani  (Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:17:44 GMT)

Pulkit is finally on facebook again … (Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:12:12 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook chat to get better,AOL  Integrates Facebook Chat Into AIM. (Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:06:30 GMT)

Pulkit Facebook  Chat headed for IM clients including AIM and iChat (Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:06:11 GMT)

Pulkit By joining groups like “Save Tiger” or “Help!! only 1411 left!!” you are not doing anything great or contributing anything to the nation.So stop now! (Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:59:53 GMT)

Pulkit Buzzzzzzzzzz…………… (Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:44:11 GMT)

Pulkit #SST: 24 Chapters.2 chapters per day.SST finished in 12 days.No problem.  (Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:50:31 GMT)

Pulkit Sn0wbreeze 3.1.3 V1.4 is  now LIVE to Jailbreak iPhone 2G, 3G, 3GS and iPod touch 1G. (Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:39:02 GMT)

Pulkit Some people just can’t listen  anything against the iPad……… (Sun, 31 Jan 2010 14:24:13 GMT)

Pulkit PTA ka kya haal hai? (Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:18:32 GMT)

Pulkit Boards ne lagadi de meri.Farewell bhi miss ho gaya  Nupur Assudani Savya Mittal Kushagra Vidyarthi Niyati Garg Sheffali Parthiv Ghosh Vishal Tripathi Shashank Sanket (Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:18:00 GMT)

Pulkit Boards ne lagadi de meri.Farewell bhi miss ho gaya Saurabh Chaudhary Heerak Thakar@ Karun Mittal Paridhi Ashish. (Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:17:47 GMT)

Pulkit Q: What’s the nickname of the 64GB iPad, the model with the largest  flash storage? A: MaxiPad  #PJ (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:37:15 GMT)

Pulkit Got 50 blog views,just by spamming….  (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 07:53:32 GMT)

Pulkit Why don’t u just get an iPhone and put it  under a magnifying glass?? (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:59:53 GMT)

Pulkit With so many views for the iPad,I could have easily made a blog post….. (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:11:30 GMT)

Pulkit The iPad has a variant of OSX for it’s OS? Shut up.The OS used for the iPad looks more like a variant of the iPhone OS. (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:10:42 GMT)

Pulkit The iPad looks more like a magnified version of the iPod Touch.Everything has been magnified,Including the price! (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:07:13 GMT)

Pulkit The homescreen on the iPad.Well,should I really say anything ? It’s $839! At least let us change the background! (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:06:07 GMT)

Pulkit The bookshelf on iPad looks great! (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:04:49 GMT)

Pulkit At $829 ,the iPad doesn’t have a enough potential to become the best. (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:03:28 GMT)

Pulkit On Google search for “ipad specifications ” and Google says “Did you mean: ipod specifications   “ (Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:58:40 GMT)

Pulkit #Advice# 10vi aur 12vi ke bacho,padh lo! Facebook chod do! main chod raha hun.Agli bar login 26th March ko.Samjhe? (Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:50:24 GMT)

Pulkit Airline Manager sucks! I bought a Plane.It took my money and never gave me the plane!! (Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:50:08 GMT)

Pulkit found Silencer’s speech boring.Leave alone funny. (Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:23:31 GMT)

Pulkit “Your browser, your style!  Dress it up with easy-to-use themes for  your Firefox.”  Each and everyone one of  them sucks!! (Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:17:53 GMT)

Pulkit Now You’re Wearing Blue Spheres. #Epic fail (Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:16:20 GMT)

Pulkit Today,has been the best day till date for my blog.Got a nice no. of views and 10 of them from search engine’s!! (Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:28:10 GMT)

Pulkit ok,going under the hood now.Processor fan creating lot of noice for some reason. (Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:56:29 GMT)

Pulkit Agrim ‘Silveredge’ Singh New post on Blahg “Mafia Wars tips and tricks,bugs exposed,and lot more…” Check out here http://bit.ly/8iAorA (Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:21:02 GMT)

Pulkit URL: Uniform Resource Locator OR Universal Resource Locator??? (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:58:52 GMT)

Pulkit Pilots unhappy….  Crew  unhappy……… Mechanics called strike………..  Cleaning called strike………….HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I LOVE MY LIFE..!!!!!!!!! (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:39:25 GMT)

Pulkit Link to my Airline Manager “profile” http://bit.ly/5fDmuk  Tejasvi Starr Saberwal and Sahil Verman,do u want yours too? ? (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:31:34 GMT)

Pulkit is thinking of a writing a blog post on Mafia Wars…. Should I?? (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:08:38 GMT)

Pulkit Just got a friend reuest for airline manager,should I accept it? (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:07:08 GMT)

Pulkit Current fuel price:$400 per 1,000 lbs (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 07:05:22 GMT)

Pulkit Account: 108,775 Company Value: $ 1,043,425 Fleet: 4 Routes:  4 Fuel: 16,483 Lbs (Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:39:30 GMT)

Pulkit Today, in an attempt to have better interaction with general public, The White House has announced the official iPhone and iPod touch app …  #WHAT?! (Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:58:13 GMT)

Pulkit Capacitive Stylus for iPhone, Nexus One and HTC HD2 ! (Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:15:32 GMT)

Pulkit The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates.Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now? #Seriuosly? (Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:32:21 GMT)

Pulkit goo.gl  . I’m dying to use it!! (Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:29:47 GMT)

Pulkit The Adobe Updater msut update itself before it can check for updates.Would you like to update the Adobe Updater  now? #Seriuosly? (Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:26:50 GMT)

Pulkit I am playing Click Challenge: http://apps.facebook.com/click-challenge/ (Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:17:36 GMT)

Pulkit has write all the practicals,make the files from scratch.It will take time.So why am I sitting on the Computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????? (Tue, 19 Jan 2010 05:14:40 GMT)

Pulkit Arushi Anand online!! :O (Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:56:00 GMT)

Pulkit currently writing a blog post “Make an iTunes/App store account without using your credit card” (Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:20:36 GMT)

Pulkit makes a line and then forms a crease…. (Sun, 17 Jan 2010 15:21:42 GMT)

Pulkit Aayushi Dusad online!!!! :O (Sun, 17 Jan 2010 14:36:28 GMT)

Pulkit Guidelines for Mathematics Laboratory in Schools class 10th     http://bit.ly/7xjB5Y (Sun, 17 Jan 2010 13:31:01 GMT)

Pulkit Thank you Pulkit.Thanks to you, many of your friends are now on Facebook. (Sun, 17 Jan 2010 07:40:07 GMT)

Pulkit My blahg. Posts: 2 Comments: 30 !! This is what we quality!! 15 comments per post on avg.!!  (Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:48:49 GMT)

Pulkit the Board shall put all the passed students in a rank order and will award grades as follows : A-1 Top 1/8th of passed candidates A-2 Next 1/8th of  passed candidates B-1 Next 1/8th of  passed candidates B-2 Next 1/8th of  passed candidates C-1 Next 1/8th of passed candidates C-2 Next 1/8th of  passed candidates D-1 Next 1/8th of  passed candidates D-2 Next 1/8th of  passed candidates E Failed candidates (Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:23:26 GMT)

Pulkit GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE, GIVE ME SOME RAIN, …………give me another chance to grow up ONCE againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn………………… (Sat, 16 Jan 2010 11:49:10 GMT)

Pulkit had a lovely day….  (Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:45:35 GMT)

Pulkit Mallika Khosla,TAKIYA KYON MARA? (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:23:01 GMT)

Pulkit just chose a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 3.0 License for my  photos,  videos, and profile text (including status updates). (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:57:09 GMT)

Pulkit hates and like Savya Mittal at the same time… (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:28:05 GMT)

Pulkit Any knows which CINEMA HALLS are their at DLF PROMENADE? (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:58:53 GMT)

Pulkit Block! You are engaging in behavior that may be considered annoying or abusive by other users.You have been blocked from searching because you repeatedly misused this feature. This block will last anywhere from a few hours to a few days. When you are allowed to reuse this feature, please proceed with caution. Further misuse may result in your account being permanently disabled. (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:42:48 GMT)

Pulkit Shouldn’t really Copy Paste Status messages,so quickly.Some people are too smart.<I won’t even consider the option of me being dumb>  (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:25:50 GMT)

Pulkit is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you’ve figured her all out, she changes (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:22:52 GMT)

Pulkit Sup? and I reply, oh im about to go mini golfing in Afghanistan via hot air balloon, and drink white grape champagne with an insomniac  1 (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:20:42 GMT)

Pulkit Give the Indian team 20 more batsmen and they might just cross 150. (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:07:49 GMT)

Pulkit How can you see into my eyes Like open doors? Lading you down into my core, Where I’ve become so numb.  Without a soul, My spirit’s sleeping somewhere cold, Until you find it there and lead it back  Home.  (Wake me up) Wake me up inside. (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside. (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark. (Wake me up) Bid my blood to run. (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:57:55 GMT)

Pulkit Mafia Whores haha!!!!!!!!!!! (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:19:40 GMT)

Pulkit What happened to “How well do u know XYZ” Quiz? (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:42:52 GMT)

Pulkit Interplay ki lag gayi….ABE EVENTS MEIN JITNA HAIN!!!! DO SOMETHING….VARNA SAB OUT… (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 11:41:15 GMT)

Pulkit is wondering if he should remove it or not.. (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:17:45 GMT)

Pulkit mummy ko nahin hai pata,ke hindi abi tak shuru bhi nahin hua…… (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:14:58 GMT)

Pulkit mummy ko nahin hai pata,ke hindi abhi tak shuru bhi nahin hua…… (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:09:43 GMT)

Pulkit Mountain Dew Pitch Black???????!!!!!!!!!! (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:40:43 GMT)

Pulkit Currently Defagmenting…29% Fragmentation..Will take time .. loads of time.. (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 08:10:48 GMT)

Pulkit Currently Defagmenting…53% Fragmentation..Will take time .. loads of time.. (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:21:26 GMT)

Pulkit If you’re reading this then you have way to much time on your hands… (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:55:34 GMT)

Pulkit If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson’s No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:55:05 GMT)

Pulkit if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single” .I should be the first one to do that…. (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 06:53:37 GMT)

Pulkit Mafia Wars LEVEL 5,71,33,055 Maniac.Check out here ! http://bit.ly/8il41m (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:30:08 GMT)

Pulkit Mafia Wars LEVEL 5,71,33,055 Maniac.Check out here ! bit.ly/8il41m (Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:21:44 GMT)

Pulkit iTYPE Keyboard Converts iPhone into a Portable Computer… (Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:18:28 GMT)

Pulkit Microsoft Office 2010 Build 14.0.4730.1007 Leaks in the Wild ! (Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:16:21 GMT)

Pulkit Full Eco+3 Chapters of History+1 Geog Chapter+2 Civics Chapters LEFT!!!! (Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:20:45 GMT)

Pulkit Will fail in SST for sure….  (Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:17:55 GMT)

Pulkit White..with black streaks and a pink elastic.Nickname is “The Love Machine”  (Sun, 10 Jan 2010 06:59:53 GMT)

Pulkit Lets all wait for the awesome chick whose status reads  ”Transparent”  (Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:07:37 GMT)

Pulkit Blue? Black? Red? <insert any colour you want>? <again insert any colour you want>? What is this going on?? (Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:33:30 GMT)

Pulkit {Black?Blue?Red?Grey?} .Please explain…!! (Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:49:07 GMT)

Pulkit haven’t seen  Avatar but this is hilarious – http://twitpic.com/wt1lk (via @raagwasgood). Hollywood still land of the BoxOffice formula! (Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:18:43 GMT)

Pulkit Doctor : Santa, Your daughter has died. Depressed, he jumps from the 100th floor At the 50th floor, he remembers he doesn’t have a daughter! At the 25th floor he realises that he   unmarried! At the 10th floor he realises he is Banta not Santa. !!! (Sat, 02 Jan 2010 11:04:48 GMT)

Pulkit I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST FOR 24 HOURS… you can ask me Anything. (only in my inbox). Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty, but I DARE you to put this as your status and see what questions you get ! (Sat, 02 Jan 2010 09:59:40 GMT)

Pulkit SHASHWAT:::: “tujhe berri ki chinta nheen hai…uske har shabd men dard chalak ta hai.(use laga tha maine group banaya hai toh mujhe msg kiya tha)…abh toh usne ol aaana bhee band kar diya hoga….tu hi is sabh ko rok sakta hai…..save the day ….!! “ (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:49:18 GMT)

Pulkit ⒽⒶⓅⓅⓨ ⓃⒺⓌ ⓎⒺⒶⓇ ➋ⓞ➊ⓞ (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:44:24 GMT)

Pulkit Google “Where is Chuck Norris” and click I’m Feeling Lucky (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:39:24 GMT)

Pulkit is wondering Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:38:15 GMT)

Pulkit wonders why eleven isnt just onety-one (Fri, 01 Jan 2010 10:37:52 GMT)

Pulkit Configured Alienware Area-51 ALXS for $10,185. see comment for specs (Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:19:58 GMT)

Pulkit 12GB DDR3 1333MHz (3x 4GB) Tri Channel Memory. (Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:06:42 GMT)

Pulkit sometimes clicks “like” on something he really hates on Facebook… just so he can have the satisfaction of then clicking “unlike” (Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:46:18 GMT)

Pulkit U can do almost everything in Linux that you can do on Windows.Don’t relay on Windows because the future is “OPENSOURCE!” (Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:44:30 GMT)

Pulkit ┣▇f͟͞a͟͞c͟͞e͟͞b͟͞o͟͞o͟͞k͟͞▇▇═─™ This drug is very efficient for cases of chronic boredom. Extra doses can lead to addiction. (Thu, 31 Dec 2009 06:58:26 GMT)

Pulkit If you have more than “250 friends”,then they might be “missing on your Live Feed” .To see all your Friends on Live Feed,scroll down,go to Edit Options and click it .A dailog box will open up.On the left corner of the box “number of friends ” is written. Change that 250 any number you like, but the number should me more than you friend count (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:39:40 GMT)

Pulkit if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:05:49 GMT)

Pulkit 4 Awkward Moments in Facebook “Likes” http://bit.ly/4WxfDa (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:05:03 GMT)

Pulkit created a pill that cures hiccups. Side effects include migranes, nausea, swelling of the hands or feet, and suicidal tendancies… (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:01:48 GMT)

Pulkit just had amnesia and de javu at the same time.  I think I’ve forgotten this before.. (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:00:58 GMT)

Pulkit realized that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday. (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 08:00:01 GMT)

Pulkit s hoping to get engaged today. Anyone interested? Give me a call…  (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:59:47 GMT)

Pulkit says without ME you’re just AWESO (Wed, 30 Dec 2009 07:59:17 GMT)

Pulkit has FINALLY STARTED SST.Maths is still left. i know i won’t be able to finish it on time,so what’s the point in studying? (Tue, 29 Dec 2009 11:40:26 GMT)

Pulkit GUYS!! I agree,Datesheet is good.But it can’t be AWESOME! It’s BOARDS!! You have to freaking study for it!! So shut up! (Mon, 28 Dec 2009 07:52:05 GMT)

Pulkit dont be selfish…..merry christmas, teri christmas, sabki christmas….:)… (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:38:13 GMT)

Pulkit ☻/ /▌ / (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:34:26 GMT)

Pulkit got a towel for his iPod Touch.Don’t Panic! (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:48:31 GMT)

Pulkit APP Store is full of junk. It even has a 0.9MB App “FREE MENSTRUAL CALENDAR”. (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:31:13 GMT)

Pulkit The Hitchhiker’s Trilogy consists of, like, only THE best books around. I have NO idea why people waste their time with TWILIGHT. (Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:04:55 GMT)

Pulkit ye kya bakwaas hai!!! maine kisi ka id hak nahin kiya!!! (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:13:46 GMT)

Pulkit LIST HAS BEEN PREPARED. 1.) hack Tejasvi Starr Saberwal’s ID 2.) hack  Arushi Garg’s ID(again!) 3.) hack Chandni Jindal’S ID 4.) hack Aashit Manchanda’s ID(Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:59:15 GMT)

Pulkit is a hacker!!!!!!!!! (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:55:12 GMT)

Pulkit did some real facebooking today,after a long time!. (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:46:39 GMT)

Pulkit using CHROME now because Firefox hanged for the 3rd time while chatting (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:03:27 GMT)

Pulkit NAHI KIYA NAHIN KIYA.  Arushi Garg ka id maine nahin HACK kiya!! (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 08:51:55 GMT)

Pulkit GEOHASHING  (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:54:21 GMT)

Pulkit ╔═╗★★★★★★★★★★★★║═╬╦╦═╦═╦═╦══╦═╦═╗★╠═║║║╬║╩╣╔╣║║║╬║║║★╚═╩═╣╔╩═╩╝╚╩╩╩╩╩╩╝★════╚╝ (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:51:10 GMT)

Pulkit Tell me kis kis a id hack hua hai??? i have a solution (Tue, 22 Dec 2009 07:42:36 GMT)

Pulkit is wondering what does (1m)Facebook means (Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:00:43 GMT)

Pulkit http://tr.im says “The page you are looking for is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.” anybody else getting this? (Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:41:15 GMT)

Pulkit Firefox utilising 35 MB with 4  tabs open is something i’ve never seen before.Get Memory Fox now!! http://tr.im/Ia84 (Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:29:53 GMT)

Pulkit is using “Facebook Fixer”.It hides all “x became a fan of $^&$,y became friends with ^&&$%^& and stuff like that.IT.IS.AWESOME! (Sun, 20 Dec 2009 10:15:56 GMT)

Pulkit …………(¯`O´¯)…………*./ | .*…………..*♫*.………, • ‘*♥* ‘ • ,……. ‘*• ♫♫♫•*’….. ‘ *, • ‘♫ ‘ • ,* ‘….’ * • ♫*♥*♫• * ‘… * , • Merry’ • , * ‘…* ‘ •♫♫*♥*♫♫ • ‘ * ‘ (Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:41:14 GMT)

Pulkit wants to try a cornetto dipped momo sauce (Sat, 19 Dec 2009 08:10:58 GMT)

Pulkit Is a pirate now,again (Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:36:26 GMT)

Pulkit 95% of teens would cry if they saw Edward Cullen or Jacob Black at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your status if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell “DO A FLIP!” And then take a pic of the resulting splat and make it the cover of your next album!:D (Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:50:29 GMT)

Pulkit jailbreaked his iPod touch.took 37 sec. sweet!!  (Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:30:41 GMT)

Pulkit Had.The.Worst.Birthday.Ever  (Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:31:33 GMT)

Pulkit Ka b’day aa gaya!!! sirf 2 din aur! iPod Touch tu bhi aja!! (Sat, 05 Dec 2009 08:04:58 GMT)

Pulkit sehwag mar de triple century mar de!!! (Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:44:23 GMT)

Pulkit from lvl 800 to lvl 1 shit!  (Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:13:30 GMT)

Pulkit Mark Zuckerberg KI MAA KII!!!!! faceboook disabled my account.Everything gone,mafia wars ka lvl 800 saari pics,saare friends everything (Thu, 03 Dec 2009 08:19:26 GMT)

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