Ahhh…It is that time of the year again. The amusingly cold weather, the smell of burnt gunpowder in the air, the heebie-jeebies of your parents transferred to you while lighting that extremely dangerous bomb and ofcourse the sweets. So many goddamn sweets! That, my friends, is Diwali. Wrapped up in 35 words. But there is so much more to…Continue Reading “Happy Diwali! May You Rot In Peace!”
With my Open Letter To facebook, I had made it pretty clear that facebook was anything but stable. Since then, they have improved by great deal. So much so, that they have now even started predicting the future. If my sources are to be believed, then, this idea struck Mark Zukerberg while he was busy behaving…Continue Reading “Facebook Creates A Time Machine! Tells Me My Password Was Changed ‘Tomorrow’”
So many cats have died in the making of this blog. Even though the number of rat deaths surpass that of the cats, I will ignore that for now because 1. I don’t really give a damn. 2. I don’t really give a damn. Enough of that bullshit, I am in turmoil here. Writing weird…Continue Reading “My 200th Post!”
2011 came and I didn’t even wish my readers. But then that’s because I had already done so in my post Happy Christmas And A Merry New Year. Coming back to to the title of the post (which must have surely caught your attention), there’s a fact about the number 2011 which has been making…Continue Reading “2011 Is A “Sexy Prime””
I know you love this shitty Blog. Even I do. I know this Blog gets lot of traffic. Even I get (i.e road Traffic). But seriously lurkers (there, I said it!) there was no need to honor me in this way. You ask which way? See here (yes, you have to click it tubelight). Now…Continue Reading “My Name Is A Term on Urban Dictionary *Blushes* *Blushes Some More*”
” ‘Officially it’s name is L.O.V. E. – so it stands for love – but everyone can read between the lines and take away the message they see for themselves.‘ “ —Maurizio Cattelan
Skype for the iPhone OS tells me that it won’t work on my iPod touch since I have modified slash jailbreaked my device. Now where exactly did Skype get to know about this?
Did you mean to attach a file? You wrote “I have attached” in your message but there are no files attached. Send anyway?
The following video is not a spoof but the best a Haryanvi could try and enact/imitate the Black Eyed Peas. The starting seconds of the video are the same and even the whole video is same, but the audio isn’t. The singer man has dubbed his voice over the original sou. Its a must see!…Continue Reading “Haryanvi Bebot (Black Eyed Peas)”
I’ve seen stuff, weird stuff. News (INDIA TV to be more precise) channels (they are weird nowadays). Read articles on weird crimes committed but this is one which grabbed my eye. Read the article if you are not one of the all-the-time-I-talk-in-English (unless you are a South Indian or a foreigner). If you cannot then…Continue Reading “Wait WHAT?! OMG! See It To Beleive It!”