Even though I know you are in deep shit_thanks to the perpetually-rising number of law suits you seem to be attracting and quite a few countries blocking you_I still hopelessly hope everything is well at your end. I’ve been spending too much time on fmylife.com so I think it is quite apparent as to how well I am doing. But this open letter is neither about your multi-million law suits nor my depressingly stupid life. It is about the mess that your system currently seems to be in.
Your comment system is a mess. You don’t notify me of new wall posts or the likes my comments receive. I have to stalk my own profile to see if something new has happened. It doesn’t seem fit to you to tell me about friend requests that I receive. When you do notify about something, you keep doing it until it pisses me off and I have to go to the notifications page and remove that particular God damn notification myself. On top of it all, you keep introducing new features like the new photo viewer. Take my word for it Facebook, everyone hates it. It’s just a giant pain in the ass. And don’t even get me started about the disappearance of the comment button. To increase security you very thoughtfully introduced Secure Browsing through https for the whole site rather than just the log-in but as expected, you screwed up: forgot to make sure that applications supported https as well. Now every time I have to use an application I have to disable https, log-out and log-in again to enable https again. The only features that seem to be working perfectly are poke, status updates (thank God you can bypass the 420 character limit now). Your advertisement system works flawlessly though. Every time I type shit I can see advertisements corresponding to cat-shit-bags. Is it Mark or one of his programmers who seems to have developed some weird for fetish cat-shit-bags? I think they should spend a little time out of the office rather than working 24*7 while being wired in.
Seriously, tell me where the problem lies. Is it the servers?Is it the lazy, high-on-weed-programmers? Or is it Zuck himself?
You may be wondering as to what led to this sudden hysterical outburst of emotions. Here is the answer to your question: