The Routine of a Lifeless Geek (Even Deepavali Is No Exception)

I need to get a life.. No, seriously.

“Today is the day Krishna slays Narakusara, Rama returns to Ayodhya, Mahavira attains moksha, and Airtel makes a killing. Happy Diwali.”

I’m not going to tell you like every other dumb “I will save the environment by not bursting 10 big crackers. That will make a lot of difference, will reduce pollution by 0.0000000000012%.” boy. Go ahead, burst as many crackers as you want. After all, I haven’t paid for them.

via TechPP and Gemmacorrel